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Officer Huck: I need your noise permit for the Vesuvius party. Cappie: Are you yankin' me? Since when does that rule get enforced? Officer Huck: Since I was hired. Cappie: Oh, okay. I get it. So, uh, Officer Huck. You look like you could use a little break. You wanna come in we'll set you up with a nice cold beer? That's what Officer Bob always did. Where is Good Old Bob anyway? Officer Huck: Rehab. Cappie: Oh.

Jen K: I'm Jen K. There are three other Jens in the ZBZ house. Jen R, Jen B, and Jen Y. Funny, huh? Jen Y? Like, Gen Y.

Rusty: This has been hands down the best night of my life. Even better than the time they announced Pluto wasn't a planet. I hated Pluto, it was obviously such a dwarf planet! Casey: Wow! You're weird!

Ben: So David got stoned with the Philistines, cool! Dale: No! No, ok, David smote the Philistine with a stone. Not smoked with the Philistine and got stoned, ok! It's totally different! You go to college?!

Ashleigh: Are you still moping over dumb head Evan? Just stop! Stop thinking about it. Stop thinking about Rebecca and her designer dress, with her boobs busting out, throwing herself all over Evan as they dance or whatever, and his parents start writing their wedding vows. Just Stop! Casey: I wasn't thinking about that! Ashleigh: Oh… Casey: But now I am!

Dale: You said we were going somewhere safe. The Kappa Tau house is not safe, it's a filth palace!

Dale: (After stealing the module) Rusty, I can't go to jail! I have serious food allergies!

Dale: (Talking to the module) Hey there pretty girl. I hate the way they got you all cooped up in this dirty crate.

Evan: (Talking about giving Casey's ticket to Rebecca.) I should have told you, you're right. You're right, It's just I didn't think I could convince you that it's not a big deal. It's not a big deal! But now your making it a big deal, so I guess it is a big deal. Even though it's not a big deal! Casey: Are you trying to confuse me?

(After Rusty asked if Jen knew who his secret admirer was.) Jen: Why would you want to know anyway? I'd rather have the secret, then I could imagine it's anybody I wanted and not probably the weird guy in my English class who blew on my neck that one time.

Casey: Like Derek, my high school boyfriend. His mom said I was the daughter she never had, and she had a daughter. It was so awkward.

Rusty: Give me the manual. I'll fix the volcano. Cappie: You sure pledge? Because if you do this, this party is in your hands. Your small, delicate, kinda girlish hands.

Cappie: (About the volcano) Last year this baby violated several local fir ordinances and one law of physics.

Cappie: You just have to avoid doing something embarrassing for 48 hours. Rusty: I can do that. Cappie: Your fly's open.

Rusty: Now I have to figure out who she is so I don't do something stupid in front of her without actually knowing it.

Rusty: I might actually get a girlfriend without having to do all the things I'm terrible at… Like talking to girls.

Cappie: (Holding up a condom from Rusty's basket.) The basket isn't from your sister I hope.

Calvin: Listen, I wanted to apologize for the whole Ashley thing. And I wanted to...
(people walk through and interupt with party stuff)
Calvin: Um, look, um, I thought this was just a fling. You know, so when you wanted more, it sorta freaked me out.
Heath: I just asked for one date.
Calvin: No, yeah, no, I know.
(people walk through with party stuff and interupt again.)
Calvin: Um, okay, what I'm trying to say is, ah, that it freaked me out when you wanted to date, but what freaked me out more was you blowing me off. And I realized that I really like you. And I don't know what that means, but, ah, I would like to find out.

Cappie: So, officer Huck, you look like you could use a little break. You wanna come in and we'll set up with a nice, cold beer? That's what officer Bob always did. Where is good ole Bob anyway? Officer Huck: Rehab! Cappie: Oh.

Rusty: I made it rain beer!

Casey: I'm Casey Cartwright. Parents tend to love me.

Cappie: Hey Wade, get the camera! Our little Rusty got his first crush basket! (crowd cheers)

Rusty: Casey, I'll always believe that you deserve better than Evan Chambers. Evan: Well Rusty, we agree on one thing.

Cappie: So many Tri-Pis, so little shame.

(Casey sees Rusty skipping past her on the street) Casey: You seriously skipped just now?

Cappie: It's raining beer!