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Cappie: Dean Bowman, what would you say if a bully took a boy's sandwich? Dean Bowman: He should give the sandwich back. Unless he only had the sandwich in the first place because he had exclusive rights to the sandwich shop. Cappie: Who said anything about a sandwich shop? Maybe he made the sandwich at home. Dean Bowman: But that wouldn't fit with the metaphor. Cappie: Are we speaking metaphorically? (Pause) Okay, we want our tickets back. And now I'm kinda hungry, I wouldn't mind some lunch.

Officer: Last time I saw readings like this was in a Hannah Montana concert. (Cappie looks at him funny) Officer: I don't apologize for being a fan.

Cappie: The Kappa Taus still remember what it's like to have fun. Remember fun, Evan? F U. Evan: N. Cappie: No, that's it.