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Casey: (to Rebecca) Where's Beaver? Rebecca: (to Casey) Where's Cappie? Ashleigh: (to bartender) Where's my drink?

(Heath tackles Calvin in floor hockey) Calvin: You can get off me now. Heath: Right. Sorry. Call me later?

Cappie: (blows a kiss at Casey and Evan during the game. Casey looks awkward. Cappie mouths to Casey) Not you, him.

Evan: You must be really tired of coming second to me. Cappie: You know what makes it easier? Knowing I'll always be her first.

Casey: Are you doubting me too? Evan: I'm gonna go get some popcorn.

Casey: You don't want me to get fat do you? Rebecca: Get?

Cappie: Ladies, I just wanna say thank you for the party favors last night. Mostly enjoyable! Ashleigh: Thank us? We sabotaged you! Can't believe I just said sabotage. Maybe I am learning French!

Cappie: Remember, it's not what your fraternity can do for you, but what you can't do for your fraternity, and you just cannot play floor hockey. Rusty: It's what you can do for your fraternity, it's affirmative. Cappie: That's the spirit.

Rebecca: (to Casey) But I'm here now, because of you. Ironic, isn't it?

Cappie: You may not be feeling well, some of you are still drunk, but I see before me a team of Kappa Tau's. Playing in defiance of Tierney. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are! Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die, Run, and you may live, at least a while. The Beaver: It hurts real bad Cap. Cappie: Drunk people don't feel pain! Neither do Scotsmen!

Cappie: Spitter, do you know the most important part to any athletic organization? Rusty: Morale? Cappie: Hydration. Rusty: You want me to be the water boy?! Cappie: Team hydration facilitator.

Rusty: I was thinking maybe I could be more useful on defense. Cappie: It's a big game Spitter, it's bigger than all of us. It's a classic battle between good and Evan.

Casey: I've got a plan that guarantees the Omega Chis win the game. But it's not going to be easy. It's going to require that you wear the sexiest, sluttiest, sweetest outfits you own. Ashleigh: Oh my god, I'm totally in!

(Rebecca intentionally drops Casey's cell phone into a bucket of paint) Rebecca: Oops! I'm not leaving, big sis, and I'm not afraid to play dirty!

Cappie: I'm sorry I was so blinded by my desire to win, I completely forgot what being a Kappa Tau was all about. Rusty: Brotherhood? Cappie: Drinking and hot chicks!

(Talking to the referee about The Beaver) Cappie: If he's dead, do we win automatically?

Casey: (Talking about the Kappa Tau guys) How are we doing in here. Ashleigh: They're on their sixth round of cement mixers. Casey: Just to be clear, we're trying to slow them down, not kill them. Ashleigh: Fine.

Rusty: Einstein probably sucked at floor hockey too.

(Talking about the Left Behind Party): Rusty: I'll catch the next one. Dale: Well the next one may be in heaven, so, make sure you're on that list. (Dale walks away) Rusty: I've got to live at the Kappa Tau house next semester.

(Talking about Rustys idea of using Physics to learn sports.) Dale: You know this just might work. Rusty, Me, you, we could change the very nature of sports. We could take back the playgrounds and the fields and the courts and the rinks, from the physically gifted. The future could be ours!

Evan: Kappa Taus win. On a technicality. Shocker. Cappie: Don't worry, we'll beat you gals fair and square. Evan: Oh, like you've ever beaten us at anything. Cappie: One word: Beer pong. Evan: You are a joke, do you know that? The Beaver: And you're a jerkoff. Cappie: No, it's all right Beaver. I mean, if Spitter can take him down with a paddle, I think I can take care of myself. Evan: Yeah, well, it's just too bad you couldn't take care of Casey. Cappie: Now why would you have to go and bring that ... The Beaver: He took care of her. All night long during rush. Cappie: Down, Beav. Evan: I'll see you on the court.

(At the hockey game): Cappie: Can you see those huge guys out there with the sticks? Rusty: Yea. Cappie: Good, cause I can't, which might be a sign of a concussion.

Casey: (To Rebecca) Um, I think I wanted iced coffee. Cappie: Might I recommend a Cappie-cino?

(Talking figuratively): Cappie: Nothing starts the day off right like that first cup of Joe, After all your first is always the best, don't you agree? The one that's the most special. Casey: The one you can never avoid. Cappie: The one you can never forget. The Beaver: You guys are way into your coffee.

(Rusty aims for the hockey net and hits a bicycle instead.): Calvin: You might want to aim away from the goal next time.

Cappie: Playing is in here. (points at Rusty's chest) Rusty: Upper body strength? Cappie: No! In the heart.

Casey: (to Rebecca) Beware of the limelight, little sis, there's a couple skeletons in your closet. (holds up the phone)