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The Jock Brother
Rusty earns the nickname "Spitter" because of how he spit up shots of tequila.
Cappie: (While playing pool) Last ball, don't scratch.
Cappie: Did you do that on purpose?
Casey: (Casey nods) No.
Casey: (to Rusty) What the hell were you thinking? A bar fight with Evan? You're the size of, like, one of his arms.
Cappie: So, where's Numbnuts?
Casey: Evan's at Bid Night.
Cappie: I was talking about Rusty. Now... how would Evan feel knowing you think his nuts are numb?
Cappie: Hey Beav, didn't you take some pictures last night? That could jog our memories...
Beaver: All the pictures I took were of girls flashing their racks.
Cappie: Hmmm... I'm gonna need to see those...
Evan: You're Casey's little brother.
Rusty: How'd you know?
Evan: I'm her boyfriend. I'm Evan.
Rusty: I didn't know she had a boyfriend.
Evan: I didn't know she had a brother.
Evan: Haven't they taught you Kappa Tau boys how to dress yourselves yet?
Cappie: Well, Evan, we Kappa Tau boys spend so much time with our clothes off, we just figured, why bother?
Casey: Have you no self-respect?
Cappie: In my book, you gotta respect yourself a lot to walk around showing off a package this early before Christmas.
Casey: Now, what can you tell me about Ashleigh just from her appearance? Anyone? There are four things that I see right away. One, the stain on the right side of her Theory shirt. Means she's sloppy. Two, her Marc Jacobs skirt looks brand new, but is last season, so I'm guessing clearance rack raid. Three, her Prada shoes, while quite nice, are too big for her feet. Probably on loan from a friend with better taste and more money. Four...
Libby: The bags under her eyes. She's a party girl who's probably still drunk from last night.
Ashleigh: That's all true!
Casey: (about Cappie) What the hell is that idiot doing?
Ashleigh: Good thing you won't ever date him. Oh wait, you did!
Casey: Speaking of, when talking to rushes, do not discuss drinking, drugs, or sex.
Ashleigh: What if they ask about it?
Casey: We have a reputation to uphold. Lie.
Casey: You sure are eating a lot of chips Ash, Rush starts tomorrow.
Ashleigh: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Casey: Last night was a one time thing.
Cappie: Well it wasn't just one time last night.
Rusty: (Talking about Casey) How do you know her?
Cappie: Uh, in the biblical sense.
Rusty: Oh, from Church.
Cappie: Yea you could say I've been in her church.
Rusty: I'm Rusty Cartwright, from Illinois.
Cappie: Really? Do you know a Casey Cartwright?
Rusty: Yea, she's my sister.
Cappie: I didn't know she had a brother.
Rusty: Did she not tell anyone about me?
Rusty: I've gotta go.
Cappie: Oh, no, it's ok, the bad man can't hurt you now.
Casey: You and I, we've always stayed in our respected worlds. I never crashed one of your gay camp sleepovers.
Rusty: Wilderness Excursions!
Rusty: I've decided that I want to rush a fraternity.
Casey: Ok, I knew we'd have to figure out this new situation at some point, I accept that you go here now, it's uh...
Rusty: A given?
Casey: I'd like to say unavoidable but that sounds too harsh.
Dale: A Yankee, and a heathen, I'm gonna pray for you Rusty.
Dale: Are you going to the big Department orientation party tonight?
Rusty: Party? College Party? Yea, sounds great!
(Raises hand to high five)
Libby: Hi! It's so great to meet you, I'm Libby. So, what's your major?
Ashleigh: What's my major? That's how you're going to get me to join your sorority? You might want to try a little harder than that.
Libby: I really like your skirt.
Ashleigh: Oh, so this is the kind of sorority that cares about what you wear?
Dale: You know it seems kinda weird putting us all in here together, considering how competitive the program can get, I mean you don't gotta worry, I'm not into that stuff, I'm real confident when it comes to my grades, graduated with a 3.7, got a 2110 on my SAT's
Dale: Yea, how bout' you? How'd you do?
Rusty: Um, 3.9 something, then a 2280.
Dale: I didn't mean anything by it, I mean you've got to be pretty smart to get in the honors engineering program.
Rusty: How'd you know that?
Dale: This is the honors engineering floor.
Evan: Hey Crappie!
Cappie: The name's Cappie.
Evan: And for that I truly am sorry...
Casey: Your mission is to make every girl who walks through that door wanna kill to be your best friend.
Cappie: Would you excuse us, pledge.
Rusty: Is that a part of the whole hazing thing? Calling him pledge?
Cappie: No... Can't remember his name...
Cappie: (to Casey) Aw, we're not gonna cuddle?
Libby: (taking a shirt off Rusty's head) You really don't want that on your head, dude.
Rusty: (to the person in charge) Rusty Cartwright. I'm a freshman. College... Pretty exciting, huh?
Cappie: What brings you out here tonight? You do remember that I introduced you to this place.
Casey: Just taking a night off from greek life.
Cappie: A night off at my secret place?
Casey: Secret place? You sound like a twelve year old girl.
Cappie: Ok, now it's real easy. It's salt, shot, lime.
Cappie: Yeah, whatever you need, little man.
Cappie: It's no fun playing when there ain't something on the line.
Casey: You misinterpreted.
Rusty: No, I didn't.
Casey: Then you're lying.
Rusty: Casey, have I ever lied to you?
"In Transit" by Albert Hammond Jr.
"Jesus" by Scott Krippayne
"Untouched and Intact" by The Honorary Title
"Gimme More" by Fredalba
"Song Beneath The Song" by Maria Taylor
"Feels Good" by Ming+FS & Northern League
"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven
"Pretty Little Thing" by Fink
"Revenge" by The Waking Hours
"No Sleep Tonight" by The Faders
The trailer for this episode featured music from The Plain White T's, with their song "Our Time Now".
Ashleigh: Laguna Beach is so freakin real!
Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (often referred to as Laguna Beach) was an MTV "reality" show documenting the lives of several teenagers living in Laguna Beach, a seaside community located in Orange County, California.
Rusty says that at the engineering party they were discussing The Matrix.
The Matrix is a popular sci-fi film.
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