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(Talking about Love) Rusty: How do you know when you mean it? Cappie: I don't know, I guess it's a kind of burning, itching sensation. But in a good way.

Cappie: What's with this welt on my head? Did I enjoy it? Rusty: Absolutely!

Casey: During rush, I was actually close to taking a bid out of Tri Pi, and Ashleigh found out that one of the girls hated me and was gonna dig me out two weeks later, and she keyed the girls car. Evan: You never told me that… Someone keyed my car this rush.

Dale: Hey! I was just in the neighborhood, and thought I'd drop by and see how our shows going! Casey: Oh, really well. Jen K: Hi. Dale: Oh, you. Hello.

(At the strip club) Rusty: Look where she's putting those bills! Calvin: Which will go right back to circulation. You know by the end of the week it could end up under some kids pillow, from the tooth fairy.

Cappie: This is the Lunch Buffet. Complimentary, I might add. Rusty: Oh they serve casserole! Cappie: Oh no those are buffalo wings.

Ashleigh: I prefer to dance with a little more freedom anyway, so I would love to pair up with a new partner. Casey: Like who? Ashleigh: Rebecca! Casey: Rebecca who?

Rusty: Your still cleaning? Cappie: Dirt works 24/7!

Rusty: I love you! Jen K: …Thank you.

Heath: Why don't we do something old we know is fun? Calvin: Like bowling? Again? You can only enjoy it so many times before you start to understand why it's not a real sport.

Dale: The Bible Bunch kids are seriously risky, I mean some of them are gang members some or them are even atheist!

Casey: How can we help you all… immediately. Dale: Well let's see, the basketball court needs repainting. The gym floor needs waxing. You could hose bird feces off the building exterior with a pressure washer… it's more fun than it sounds.

Casey: I'm Casey Cartwright, Zeta Beta. I'm here about volunteering. Dale: Rusty's sister? I'm his roommate Dale. Casey: You're the, confederate flag guy!

Rusty: I think I'm ready to use the L word with Jen. Cappie: That's a pretty bold move, what makes you think she's a lesbian?

Rusty: Cleaning? Cappie: The house is a mess, Spitter. Have you seen the surface build up? There is mold growing on mold!

Jen K: Will you walk me to class in the morning? Rusty: I was just going to suggest that. (After getting another IM from Dale) Rusty: Yes! I was going to suggest that. Stop IMing me!

Rusty: (After getting a lot of IM's from Dale) Dale, i'm right here! Dale: I promised I'd leave you guys alone til' ten, but look, here it is 10:20. I do not appreciate you taking advantage of my good nature. Rusty: My interpretation was that you'd actually leave the room! Dale: There's two names on that door, go read them.

Ashleigh: (Explaining her reason for not being able to help Casey) Really, I can't, I have a paper to write, a project. I'm also growing out my bangs which requires extra sleep.

Casey: (Talking to Ashleigh) was talking to this girl in my Spanish class, and she says, she knows this guy who worked on Laguna Beach second season, and he says that it's not really real!

Cappie: By the time I came clean to the pretty Cartwright, the Evan train had already left the station...

Casey: Cappie and I may have revisited our history recently... Things kind of escalated... Rusty: Escalated how? Casey: We kissed. That's it. It was a big stupid lacks of judgement. Rusty: You're his minx!

Rebecca (talking about the cupcake that Casey was taking): I saw that first! Casey: Oh look, going after something else that's mine... Must be Monday...

Rusty: Did you do something to your hair? Jen K.: What? No. Rusty: Well, I really love (pauses) it.

Rebecca: (about her and Ashleigh) We could dress up as cupcakes. Casey: You have the body for it.