Katherine: I think you are a great person and we have had one relatively successful date. And I do not want to go to Yale a virgin, so I have decided to lose my virginity to you. Tonight. If you are amenable.
Rusty: (laughs nervously) I'm flattered. But, you know, we haven't even kissed yet or learn how to greet each other.
Katherine: Well, clearly we are two smart people and I am confident that we can figure it out. Now I don't have any experience in the area, so I will defer the choice of prophylactic on over to you. (shows him a choice of condoms)