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Cappie: It's simple. The secret to flirting, dating, and hooking up is all biology.
Rusty: Don't you mean anatomy?
Cappie: Spitter, can't you see I'm in lecture mode? Where was I? AH! Biology. Okay, there's this guy named Chuck Darwin, now he proved that mankind has evolved over billions and trillions of years. Darwin showed that every aspect of human behavior has an evolutionary purpose. Right? Chatting up girls is in our genetic code, we're programmed to be able to do it. Why? So we can boink and make babies. It's survival of the flirtiest.
Evan: Look, Rebecca, I made a huge mistake hooking up with you, okay? I love my girlfriend.
Rebecca: I got that sense when you were taking my bra off with your teeth.
Casey: about getting Rusty and Lisa together. Lisa Lawson, Cap? She's even easier to get into bed than you are.
Cappie: Really? Damn it, I'm losing my edge!
Cappie: The gym is the ideal place to meet women.
Rusty: How? How so?
Cappie: Think about it. A totally non-threatening environment all filled with women in tight clothes all high on endorphines. Charles Darwin will call this the Galapagos island of dating.
Cappie: Look, in your virgin mind, women are like these mythical creatures... Like unicorns! With breasts! But let me tell you something: that's a myth. Women are just normal people with breasts.
Lisa: So I'm guessing this is your first time?
Rusty: Do I have "virgin" written on my forehead?
Lisa: I was talking about dancing.
Rusty: Oh, got you.
Lisa (whispering): Don't worry, I'm a good teacher...
Casey: I was trying to force myself to sleep with you.
Evan: Wow! That killed the mood.
Casey: (Talking about Rusty) It's his first time.
Cappie: Ok, it'll be brief but still...
Lisa: (referring to Rusty) I remember you, you spit on me!
Ashleigh: Did you forget Sam the Stalker from freshman year? Creepy Craig last semester?
Casey: You do attract the crazies.
(Talking about Calvin):
Ashleigh: He's really into it, like planning, shopping, decorating, all that crap. Which is weird for a guy. At least I've never met one who was into that stuff who wasn't... Oh my God.
Casey: You mean he's...
Ashleigh: Got a crush on me!
Rusty: That actually makes scientific sense.
Cappie: Of course it does, I was a bio major once. Now let's go make Chucky D. proud.
(Talking about Rusty)
Casey: He asked me for help.
Cappie: And he looks like he's about to over dose on Khaki.
(Talking about the clothes Casey bought Rusty)
Cappie: Turning your brother into your boyfriend is kinda creepy.
Casey: If your wardrobe isn't an emergency then I don't know what is. Plus, I can walk next to you without feeling like I'm doing you a favor.
Asleigh: Pledge lets go shopping.
Calvin: I have a name.
Asleigh: I'm sure you do.
(Talking about the mixer)
Calvin: I have an idea.
Frannie: Did he just speak?
Casey: What's up? Did the library burn down?
Rusty: I go other places you know.
Rusty: I've never been on a date before.
Calvin and Dale: You haven't?
Rusty: What? Is that so weird?
(pause, then turns to Dale)
Rusty: Wait, Dale. You've been on a date?
Dale: Hey, I'm a virgin, not a leper.
Dale: We talk about girls, sin, temptation, you know fun stuff like that.
Casey: Um, I'm ready.
Frannie: (referring to her outfit) We're going to a bar, not a bake sale.
Cappie:Our first date function of the year is Friday. So that gives you nut bags three days to find a date. Now, pledges don't worry, you won't be judged by how hot your date is.
(Everyone in the room laughs):
Cappie: We prefer the term, evaluated.
Cappie: De-fun-fri. . . Does anyone know what that means?
Cappie: So, if anyone knows who Sara is, please let Ferret know.
Lisa: Cappie, can we use your room?
Cappie: Nothing would make me more proud.
Rusty: I know you guys think virginity is like this precious gift, but you know what, it's not! It's a big fat burden, it's one that's making me feel like this lonely, awkward loser and I'm tired of feeling that way and tonight I have a chance to change that. So I'm gonna give my gift away. I'm gonna give it to a girl named Lucy ... or Laura, or something that begins with an L.
Cappie: Spitter, what are you so afraid of?
Rusty: Rejection, humiliation, and clowns.
Casey: Have you forgotten our first time?
Cappie: It was pretty amazing, wasn't it?
Cappie: Zoinks. Looks like we are going to have to wait......twelve minutes?
Cappie: (to Rusty) Come on Spitter, who are you going to pick, your sister or your brother?
Frannie: Ashleigh, if you get one drop of paint on the floor, I'll gut you like a fish. (pauses) Have fun!
Cappie: At least it's just bruised.
Rusty: My toe or my ego?
"Coming Out Wild" - The Sammies.
"Do You Want It" - Lash.
"How Good Can It Be" - The 88.
"Understanding" - Aidan Hawken.
"Our Time Now" - Plain White Ts.
"Blind" - Aidan Hawken.
"Hey There Delilah" - Plain White Ts.
"The Plot That Weaves" - The Brothers.
"Traffic Jam" - Vega4.
"Prepare To Reactivate" - Fredalba.
"Fly Straight" - Aidan Hawken.
"Handful of Names" - Waking Ashland.
Ashleigh: Just make sure you're an officer and a gentleman tonight.
She is referring to the 1982 romanctic drama An Officer and A Gentleman.
Casey:Oh, Frasier is on.
Casey is played by Spencer Grammer, daughter of Kelsey Grammer, who played Frasier, in Cheers and Frasier.
In this episode the Zeta Beta Zeta President is reading an issue of MODE which she then uses to give Casey some advice. MODE is a fictional magazine from another ABC show Ugly Betty.
Ashleigh: For now you're McDreamy, not McSteamy.
A reference to the doctors in the ABC medical drama Grey's Anatomy, played by Patrick Dempsey who plays Derek "McDreamy" Shepherd and Eric Dane who plays Mark "McSteamy" Sloan.
A reference to the quote uttered by Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
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