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Evan: Look, Rebecca, I made a huge mistake hooking up with you, okay? I love my girlfriend. Rebecca: I got that sense when you were taking my bra off with your teeth.

Casey: about getting Rusty and Lisa together. Lisa Lawson, Cap? She's even easier to get into bed than you are. Cappie: Really? Damn it, I'm losing my edge!

Cappie: The gym is the ideal place to meet women. Rusty: How? How so? Cappie: Think about it. A totally non-threatening environment all filled with women in tight clothes all high on endorphines. Charles Darwin will call this the Galapagos island of dating.

Cappie: Look, in your virgin mind, women are like these mythical creatures... Like unicorns! With breasts! But let me tell you something: that's a myth. Women are just normal people with breasts.

Lisa: So I'm guessing this is your first time? Rusty: Do I have "virgin" written on my forehead? Lisa: I was talking about dancing. Rusty: Oh, got you. Lisa (whispering): Don't worry, I'm a good teacher...

Casey: I was trying to force myself to sleep with you. Evan: Wow! That killed the mood.

Casey: (Talking about Rusty) It's his first time. Cappie: Ok, it'll be brief but still...

Lisa: (referring to Rusty) I remember you, you spit on me!

Ashleigh: Did you forget Sam the Stalker from freshman year? Creepy Craig last semester? Casey: You do attract the crazies.

(Talking about Calvin): Ashleigh: He's really into it, like planning, shopping, decorating, all that crap. Which is weird for a guy. At least I've never met one who was into that stuff who wasn't... Oh my God. Casey: You mean he's... Ashleigh: Got a crush on me!

Rusty: That actually makes scientific sense. Cappie: Of course it does, I was a bio major once. Now let's go make Chucky D. proud.

(Talking about Rusty) Casey: He asked me for help. Cappie: And he looks like he's about to over dose on Khaki.

(Talking about the clothes Casey bought Rusty) Cappie: Turning your brother into your boyfriend is kinda creepy.

Casey: If your wardrobe isn't an emergency then I don't know what is. Plus, I can walk next to you without feeling like I'm doing you a favor.

Asleigh: Pledge lets go shopping. Calvin: I have a name. Asleigh: I'm sure you do.

(Talking about the mixer) Calvin: I have an idea. Frannie: Did he just speak?

Casey: What's up? Did the library burn down? Rusty: I go other places you know.

Rusty: I've never been on a date before. Calvin and Dale: You haven't? Rusty: What? Is that so weird? (pause, then turns to Dale) Rusty: Wait, Dale. You've been on a date? Dale: Hey, I'm a virgin, not a leper.

Dale: We talk about girls, sin, temptation, you know fun stuff like that.

Casey: Um, I'm ready. Frannie: (referring to her outfit) We're going to a bar, not a bake sale.

Cappie:Our first date function of the year is Friday. So that gives you nut bags three days to find a date. Now, pledges don't worry, you won't be judged by how hot your date is. (Everyone in the room laughs): Cappie: We prefer the term, evaluated.

Cappie: De-fun-fri. . . Does anyone know what that means?

Cappie: So, if anyone knows who Sara is, please let Ferret know.

Lisa: Cappie, can we use your room? Cappie: Nothing would make me more proud.

Rusty: I know you guys think virginity is like this precious gift, but you know what, it's not! It's a big fat burden, it's one that's making me feel like this lonely, awkward loser and I'm tired of feeling that way and tonight I have a chance to change that. So I'm gonna give my gift away. I'm gonna give it to a girl named Lucy ... or Laura, or something that begins with an L.

Cappie: Spitter, what are you so afraid of? Rusty: Rejection, humiliation, and clowns.

Casey: Have you forgotten our first time? Cappie: It was pretty amazing, wasn't it? Casey: No.

(To Rusty) Cappie: Zoinks. Looks like we are going to have to wait......twelve minutes?

Cappie: (to Rusty) Come on Spitter, who are you going to pick, your sister or your brother?

Frannie: Ashleigh, if you get one drop of paint on the floor, I'll gut you like a fish. (pauses) Have fun!