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Anthony Hopkins: Bite me, A! Dump Truck: Who are you calling an A? KT Pledge: You! You R! Dump Truck: What the H is an R? KT Pledge: I think it's the same as a Q.

Katherine: Maybe we should get a cup of coffee and discuss what's bothering you and also about these feelings I'm having for Rusty. Casey: As fun as that sounds, I really need to work on my personal statement. Katherine: Oh, well maybe I could come over and brainstorm some ideas. I mean, I was recently accepted into Yale Law. Casey: Congratulations! That would be great! You don't mind? Katherine: Of course not. But perhaps while we work I could ask you some hypothetical questions about dating. We could pretend I'm not talking about your brother. Casey: (weakly) Yay!

Joel: The older you get, the more you realize, some people should be around your entire life and others should just make an appearance.

Beaver: I had sex with Rebecca Logan! (pause) Beaver: I'm sorry, I broke the Bro Code. If you wanna hit me, I understand. Cappie: Wait, wait, is this like last year, when you "had sex" with Wonder Woman? Beaver: I'm still not convinced I didn't. Cappie: Remember all the rope burns from the guys teasing you with the Lasso of Truth. Beaver: Yeah, okay, but I'm still 75 to 25 percent sure I had sex with Rebecca. I was drinking and... Cappie: Okay, why don't you just keep this to yourself until you're absolutely sure. Okay? We wouldn't want Wonder Woman to get jealous, would we?