A Square is Not Round

Season 2, Episode 12, Aired
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The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breeder both want in on the action. Oddly, the cube-shaped eggs don't worry Oliver nearly as much as their toaster that operates when you say the number "five".moreless
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      • Every time you say the number "five" to the Douglases' toaster, the bread goes up or down. Haney's truck starts for the number "seven". Edit
      • Haney tries to buy his chickens back from Oliver for a total of $15. Edit
      • Ned Moody gives Oliver a $1000 check for his flock of chickens. Edit

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      • Kimball: (after Eb drops a pair of binoculars on Oliver) Mr. Douglas, how long after Eb started dropping things on your head did you start seeing square eggs? Edit
      • (reading a letter from a satisfied customer of the "Haney Chicken Watching Service) Haney: Dear Mr. Haney, I wanna thank you for the wonderful service. Without your help, I never would've found out which one of my chickens was a'layin' the duck eggs. Edit
      • Oliver: A square egg? Lisa: One of the girls must have a square egg-maker. Edit

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