Alf and Ralph Break Up

Season 3, Episode 14, Aired
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Alf and Ralph announce that they are finally going to finish the Douglases' bedroom, but the project stalls when the "brothers" beging fighting. Lisa hires Ralph as their maid and Oliver can't bring himself to fire her when he discovers she's a good cook.
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      • The meal Ralph serves Oliver and Lisa includes roast duck and candied yams. Edit
      • Yvette was a maid for the Douglases in New York. Lisa gives Ralph her old uniform to wear. Edit
      • Haney wants to charge Oliver $700 for building supplies. When Oliver demands an itemized bill, the cost goes up to $900. Edit

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      • Oliver: (becoming progressively more excited) Do you know how to make...Lobster Newberg? Ralph: You get the lobster, I'll Newberg it! Oliver: (begins laughing with delight) Ohhhhhoh ho ho ho! Edit
      • (Arnold's taken over the shopping chores while Doris is out of town) Sam: (to Oliver) You know. Fred don't even miss Doris. It's amazing how that pig has taken her place. Edit
      • Ralph: (describing her fight with Alf) When he said he'd look better in a mini skirt than I would, I belted him one! Edit

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