Oliver pays Haney $8 to take the Hooterville Phone Company.
Lisa serves hot water soup for lunch. It's nothing but boiled water. She was planning to make chicken noodle soup, but she checked the chickens and none had noodles on them, only feathers.
Haney's phone company charges 50 cents for information questions (meaning any question) and $2 for each three minutes.
A full page ad in the "Hooterville World Guardian" costs $8.
(with Haney at gunpoint, Fred and Sam explain why he's not at the phone company) Fred: Oh, he decided to give that up. Oliver: YOu mean you found someone stupid enough to take over? Fred: We sure have. Give him the keys, Haney. Oliver: Oh no! Sam: Nice to have you back at the helm!
(a knock at the front door) Oliver: Who the--!?! (leaves kitchen to to answer door) Eb: That's a switch. He usually says, "What the--". Lisa: I guess he's in more of a "Who the--" mood today. Oliver: (opening door) Yes? Farmhand: Howdy. I'm from the pickin' pool. Oliver: The picking pool? Farmhand: Yes sir. My name's Who-the. Harold Who-the.
Lisa: Oliver! Oliver! Lunch is ready! Oliver: Oh, as if I didn't have enough trouble. Lisa: What did you say?
Oliver: (as Lisa ladles clear water into his bowl) ...What is that? Lisa: Hot water soup. Oliver: Hot water soup? Lisa: Soup make out of hot water. Oliver: Just plain hot water? Lisa: What else you put in a hot water soup?
Haney: (when 2-minute chime goes off early) I'm sorry about that. My bonger went off half-cocked.
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