Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked

Season 3, Episode 7, Aired

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Oliver's reign as "El Presidente" of the phone company hits bottom when he hires a farm worker to be his operator. He pays Haney to take the business off his hands, but soon Hooterville is up in arms over the price-gouging Haney Phone Company.moreless

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      • (with Haney at gunpoint, Fred and Sam explain why he's not at the phone company) Fred: Oh, he decided to give that up. Oliver: YOu mean you found someone stupid enough to take over? Fred: We sure have. Give him the keys, Haney. Oliver: Oh no! Sam: Nice to have you back at the helm!

      • (a knock at the front door) Oliver: Who the--!?! (leaves kitchen to to answer door) Eb: That's a switch. He usually says, "What the--". Lisa: I guess he's in more of a "Who the--" mood today. Oliver: (opening door) Yes? Farmhand: Howdy. I'm from the pickin' pool. Oliver: The picking pool? Farmhand: Yes sir. My name's Who-the. Harold Who-the.

      • Lisa: Oliver! Oliver! Lunch is ready! Oliver: Oh, as if I didn't have enough trouble. Lisa: What did you say?

      • Oliver: (as Lisa ladles clear water into his bowl) ...What is that? Lisa: Hot water soup. Oliver: Hot water soup? Lisa: Soup make out of hot water. Oliver: Just plain hot water? Lisa: What else you put in a hot water soup?

      • Haney: (when 2-minute chime goes off early) I'm sorry about that. My bonger went off half-cocked.

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