Joe Carson: (giving his plans for the celebration) At 8:30, we march to the station to greet the governor.
Oliver: What governor?
Joe Carson: Well, I ain't sure. I invited all 52 of 'em. One of 'em outta show up.
Oliver: Oh, boy.
Joe Carson: Now we take which ever governor shows up first and march him to the town square and show him the cement slab where someday we're gonna erect a statue of Horace Hooter.