Lisa Has a Calf

Season 1, Episode 12, Aired
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Fearful that Mr. Haney will lay claim to Eleanor's calf, the Douglases decide to keep the cow's pregnancy a secret. The Hooterville gossips get part of the story right, except they think it's Lisa who's expecting.
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      • Goof: The Douglases' barn is always stage right, behind the house and outside the kitchen door. In this episode, however, everyone rushes to the barn stage left, in front of the house.

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      • Mr. Haney has a least three relatives who are local judges: his grandfather, plus uncle "Hanging" Haney, and cousin "No Bail" Haney. Edit
      • The popular food craving for women of all species in Hooterville is rutabagas and chilli. Edit

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      • Haney:(to Oliver) I don't want the calf. You can have her. Just pay me fifty cents a day rental-- Oliver: Out! Edit
      • Lisa: (after the calf is born) Mother, we're going to name her after you. Eunice Cow. Eunice: Thank you. Edit
      • Eunice:(believing that Lisa's pregnant) Oh, that poor child! In Hooterville! Cut off from civilization at a time like this! Edit

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      • Joe Carson tells Eunice Douglas that he "ain't Vincent Lopez". Lopez was a big band leader who gained popularity starting in the 1920s. Edit

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