Green Acres

Mrs. Miller: (impressed by the Douglases' living room) Oh my, isn't it beautiful?
Mrs. Ziffle: Just like Kansas City!

Newt: (Lisa come out to the front porch) Doggone! You sure look purddy, Mrs. Douglas.
Lisa: Why, thank you!
Fred: Oh, I wish my wife looked that pretty in the morning...or the afternoon...or the evening...or in the summer.

Kimball: I'll, uh, leave you a couple of bulletins from the department. Maybe give you a little help there.
Oliver: Oh, thank you! You know, you county agents certainly perform a great service to us farmers.
Kimball:Well, it's our job to help people who don't know what they're doing.

Lisa:(Oliver belives his mother doesn't like him) She likes you. You're her son! Oliver: Then why does she always introduce me as her attorney?