Green Acres - Season 6

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Episode Guide

  • Apple-Picking Time
    Episode 8
    11/17/70
    9.3

    Oliver actually has a good apple crop, but the valley has no pickers. He suggests the farmers take turns picking each other's crops, but by the time they get to his, they're tired and injured. Adding to Oliver's troubles is Lisa's non-stop pestering for driving lessons. When she does get behind the wheel, she plows their vehicle into a sheriff's car. She doesn't have a license and Oliver's has expired.

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  • Star Witness
    Episode 18
    1/26/71
    9.3
    While in Pixley with the Douglases, Arnold witnesses a hold-up of the Pixley Bank. With his voice gone from squealing, a hoarse Arnold is unable to describe the crooks to the sheriff. The robbers learn that one Arnold Ziffel can identify them, so they come to the Douglas farm to silence him for good. They mistakenly kidnap Eb, not realizing that it was a pig who saw the whole thing.moreless
  • Oliver Goes Broke
    Episode 5
    10/20/70
    9.1
    After saying good-bye to Lori at the airport, a distraught Lisa seeks a job to fill her days. When Haney spots her applying at the County Welfare office, he assumes she's there for the free soup. Soon, Hooterville's convinced "dumb dumb" Oliver has lost his money and sent his wife out to find a job.moreless
  • The Spot Remover
    Episode 19
    2/2/71
    9.1
    Lisa's Uncle Boris sends her a jar of his incredibly effective cleaning fluid. It removes stains from suit coats and rugs, not to mention green from toupees. Seeing dollar signs, Haney sneaks a sample and has it analyzed; the secret formula ends up being a magical recipe for cabbage soup.
  • The Free Paint Job
    Episode 15
    1/5/71
    8.9

    Oliver's happy to let a paint company put a fresh coat on the house as an advertising stunt. But to everyone's surprise, the wood is so porous, it sucks up the paint as quickly as it's applied. The wood literally makes a sucking sound as the paint disappears. Haney shows Oliver how to close the house's pores, but that causes it to make an even worse sound. In the kitchen, Lisa is taking three weeks to practice cooking spaghetti and meatballs for Oliver's birthday.

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  • 10/27/70
    8.9

    Mayorial candidate Oliver Douglas faces an opponent when the Hooterville women nominate Lisa to run. While the men plot to improve Oliver's stuffy image, Ralph Monroe wages a campaign of dirty tricks against him that includes hotscake batter in his hat and a water hose in the face.Oliver and Lisa's marriage begins to suffer, resulting in Ralph Monroecampagning as Lady Godiva.

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  • Jealousy
    Episode 3
    9/29/70
    8.8

    Eb won't stop badgering "Dad" to buy him a car, though an increasingly irritated Oliver keeps saying no. Meanwhile, Lisa is busy lavishing gifts on little Lori. Feeling he's been replaced in the Douglas family, a dejected Eb runs away to find a new job. He stops by Drucker's store just long enough to tell Sam how Oliver keeps him locked in leg irons and lost his $4000 on a drunken gambling spree in Las Vegas. Eb quickly returns home to discover Oliver isn't the monster he's been claiming.

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  • 11/10/70
    8.7
    The new schoolteacher, Carol, arrives in Hooterville and Eb is in love. He'd asked his current girlfriend, Darlene, to the dance weeks earlier, but now wants to go with Carol. After seeking and ignoring advice from Oliver, Eb listens to Mr. Haney and tells Darlene that he has a wife in Racine, Wisconsin. Darlene's father, angry over this little revelation, takes his displeasure out on Oliver's nose.moreless
  • 12/15/70
    8.6
    After Lisa hears a women's liberation speaker, she demands that Oliver share the household chores while she runs the farm. While he meets with nothing but red tape while trying to build a tool shed, Lisa gets the permit and completes the building with ease. A skeptical Oliver is in disbelief that his wife is so successful at "men's work".moreless
  • The Engagement Ring
    Episode 14
    12/29/70
    8.6

    Eb is sent packing when Darlene's dad learns he proposed to is daughter with a watch fob he won in a bowling tournament rather than a ring. Lisa gives Eb the $2000 ring Oliver used to get engaged to her and everyone is happy--until the old man has it appraised. The cheapo ring only makes Mr. Wheeler madder. Since the old man cares more about money than love, Lisa has a chat with the old man that makes him see the light.

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  • The Wedding Deal
    Episode 17
    1/19/71
    8.5
    With just two weeks until their wedding, Eb and Darlene still don't have a location for the ceremony. Mr. Haney's first suggestion, to have it for free at a car wash, doesn't wash. His second scheme, which comes complete with a household of furniture, gets Eb's signature on the dotted line. Darlene's father, however, refuses to let her get married on television in a furniture emporium's front window.moreless
  • 2/23/71
    8.4
    Ralph wants Hank to ask her to the Carpenter's Ball, but he comes up with feeble excuses to avoid going. Planning to get the two together at the event, Lisa asks Hank to be her date to the party. In no time, Hooterville is convinced that the Douglases' marriage is on the rocks and that Lisa and Hank are running off to Acapulco.moreless
  • King Oliver I
    Episode 20
    2/9/71
    8.3

    The governor declares the state bankrupt, shuts down most services, and raises taxes by 52%. Hothead Oliver demands the locals protest and, after hearing Lisa's story of how her father the king responded to a tax increase, secedes from the union. They blow up the bridge out of town and anoint Mr. Douglas as King Oliver I. Now in a panic, Governor Carstairs puts on his waders and comes to Hooterville for a summit with his royal highness.

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  • Enterprising Eb
    Episode 9
    11/24/70
    8.2

    Oliver and Lisa give Eb and his future bride two acres to build a house on. Eb, however, has only saved $538 for the task. He comes up with several schemes to raise a down payment for a bank loan; he rents out the Douglas' farm as a trailer park, a trash dump, and a bed and breakfast. Oliver hits the roof, but he was irritated to start with. He'd endured dinner with Eb's future in-laws, the Wheelers, who kept accusing him of being a lush.

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  • 12/8/70
    8.1
    Wanting a better paying career, Eb enters the accounting program of a correspondence school. When they mistakenly enroll him in their acting course, Eb believes it's destiny calling. Despite a disastrous attempt at makeup, he studies by dramatizing everyday events; a boring meal becomes dinner with King Louis XIV with Lisa as his serving "wrench".moreless
  • 3/9/71
    8.0

    Oliver takes a night course in organic farming at the state college while Lisa studies psychology. After just three classes, everyone in Hooterville is running to "Doctor Lisa" to analyze their problems and give advice. Despite all of Oliver's bellyaching about her not being a doctor, she's soon "saved the life" of Hank Kimball, Sam Drucker, Arnold the Pig, and a quacking goat with an identity problem. Exasperated, Oliver has to make an appointment just to see his own wife.

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  • 9/22/70
    7.7

    Lori, the little girl who missed the train back to the city, is staying with the Douglases. Lisa's plan to introduce her to the local children by having a party and gets out of hand; the festivities grow to include an elephant and Haney giving biplane rides. While Oliver fights to downsize her event, he searches for a replacement part for his ancient Hoyt-Clagwell tractor so he can begin planting.

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  • 3/2/71
    7.7

    Oliver's temporary fix on his dry-rotted front porch proves pointless when Kimball removes the new board and promptly falls through. After Lisa moves the injured patient their bedroom to recuperate, he blows non-stop on his kazoo whenever he wants something. Ralph Monroe shows up wearing in a nurse's uniform from a theater production to care for her "Hankie" and throw herself at him while he can't run away. Self-appointed "attorney" Haney tries to soak Oliver with a $50,000 lawsuit just before local farmers bring their livestock into the bedroom for Kimball's animal clinic. Oliver finally storms out in search of a saloon.

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  • Son of Drobny
    Episode 16
    1/12/71
    7.7

    Hooterville plans an elaborate celebration for the son of war hero Drobny who just arrived at the Douglas farm. Lisa claims Drobny's father delivered secret messages to General de Gaulle while she was in the Hungarian underground during WWII. As usual, the locals ignore Oliver's attempts to tell them that their guest of honor is literally a duck sent by Lisa's weird Uncle Janos.

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  • A Girl for Drobny
    Episode 21
    2/16/71
    7.5
    Lisa concludes that Drobny, the duck she received from her uncle in Hungary, is lonesome. She invites Arnold over to play with him, but alas, the language barrier is too great to overcome. Lisa's next plan is get Drobny a girlfriend, so she talks Oliver into buying a female duck from Mr. Haney. Soon, love is in bloom for Drobny and Gertrude.moreless
  • Oliver's Double
    Episode 10
    12/1/70
    7.5

    An embezzler hiding out in Pixley is an Oliver Douglas look-alike. When Eb spots the crook kissing his wife, he accuses Oliver of cheating on "Mom". Haney also see the two together and tries to blackmail Oliver into buying a hideous painting by "famous" artist Pablum Picarasso. When the cops show up, Oliver's the first one who's arrested. With both the real and fake Oliver in custody, Lisa si given the tasks of identifying who is who.

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  • The City Kids
    Episode 1
    9/15/70
    7.4
    Four children from the city spend a week on the farm the Douglases. While Oliver teaches them to plant seeds and milk a cow, Lisa falls in love with the little girl of the group, Lori. The two bond over a batch of banana jelly.
  • The Ex-Secretary
    Episode 26
    4/27/71
    6.1
    Oliver contacts Carol, his one-time secretary, to find out where she'd had his watch repaired years earlier. In this pilot for a proposed series, Carol now works for a California realtor. She prevents her current boss from being conned by man that Oliver Douglas had tried to indict back in New York.moreless
  • A Royal Love Story
    Episode 4
    10/6/70
    5.7
    Lisa tells Lori yet another version of how she and Oliver met. In this one, she was living in a Paris apartment with her father, the deposed King of Hungary. While he was plotting his return to power, Lisa was working as a waitress at a sidewalk cafe when Oliver stopped by for six bottles of champagne. The King wants her to marry a baron who will bankroll his army, but Lisa loves poor American Oliver Douglas.moreless
  • 12/22/70
    5.5

    While Oliver refuses take Lisa to New York for a big party, Eb begins hanging around with his new invisible friend, Charlie. Lisa joins in and fabricates Natasha, and Oliver invents a nonexistent buddy just to make fun of the other two. Eventually, Oliver thinks Eb may have flipped and needs a psychiatrist. Conveniently, Lisa knows a good one in New York.

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  • Hawaiian Honeymoon
    Episode 25
    3/16/71
    2.7

    Lisa cons Oliver into taking a fifth honeymoon together, this one in Hawaii. When they check into the honeymoon suite, they are unaware that the hotel manager's groovy daughter has already given her friends the suite. Since the suite has two bedrooms it's just a matter of both couples avoiding each other while on their honeymoons.

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  • The Martial Vacation
    The Martial Vacation
    Episode 105
    12/9/16
    0.0
  • How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
  • Everywhere a Chick Chick
    12/9/16
    0.0
  • Law Partners
    Law Partners
    Episode 107
    12/9/16
    0.0
  • The Blue Feather
    The Blue Feather
    Episode 101
    12/8/16
    0.0
  • Star Witness
    Star Witness
    Episode 56
    12/17/16
    0.0
  • The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud
  • The Confrontation
    The Confrontation
    Episode 32
    12/13/16
    0.0
  • The Cow Killer
    The Cow Killer
    Episode 31
    12/13/16
    0.0
  • The Picnic
    The Picnic
    Episode 34
    12/13/16
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  • The City Kids
    The City Kids
    Episode 39
    12/14/16
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  • The Coming Out Party
    12/14/16
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  • The Beeping Rock
    The Beeping Rock
    Episode 35
    12/13/16
    0.0
  • Trapped
    Trapped
    Episode 28
    12/12/16
    0.0
  • The Ex-Con
    The Ex-Con
    Episode 30
    12/12/16
    0.0
  • The Hole in the Porch
    12/17/16
    0.0
  • The Spot Remover
    The Spot Remover
    Episode 57
    12/17/16
    0.0
  • The Wedding Deal
    The Wedding Deal
    Episode 55
    12/17/16
    0.0
  • King Oliver
    King Oliver
    Episode 58
    12/17/16
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  • Bundle of Joy
    Bundle of Joy
    Episode 29
    12/12/16
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  • Rest and Relaxation
    Rest and Relaxation
    Episode 27
    12/12/16
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  • Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Episode 38
    12/14/16
    0.0
  • The Wealthy Landowner
    12/14/16
    0.0
  • Uncle Fedor
    Uncle Fedor
    Episode 36
    12/14/16
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  • The Free Paint Job
    The Free Paint Job
    Episode 53
    12/16/16
    0.0
  • The Engagement Ring
    The Engagement Ring
    Episode 52
    12/16/16
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  • The Liberation Movement
    12/16/16
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  • The High Cost of Loving
    12/16/16
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  • A Girl for Drobny
    A Girl for Drobny
    Episode 59
    12/17/16
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  • Son of Drobny
    Son of Drobny
    Episode 54
    12/17/16
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  • The Carpenter's Ball
    12/17/16
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  • The Great Mayoralty Campaign
    12/15/16
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  • Jealousy
    Jealousy
    Episode 41
    12/15/16
    0.0
  • A Royal Love Story
    A Royal Love Story
    Episode 42
    12/15/16
    0.0
  • Apple Picking Time
    Apple Picking Time
    Episode 46
    12/15/16
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  • Eb's Double Trouble
    Eb's Double Trouble
    Episode 45
    12/15/16
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  • Oliver Goes Broke
    Oliver Goes Broke
    Episode 43
    12/15/16
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  • Oliver's Double
    Oliver's Double
    Episode 48
    12/15/16
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  • Enterprising Eb
    Enterprising Eb
    Episode 47
    12/15/16
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  • Charlie, Homer, and Natasha
    12/16/16
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  • The Agricultural Student
    12/8/16
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  • Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth
    11/18/16
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  • The Ballad of Molly Turgiss
    11/18/16
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  • The Deputy
    The Deputy
    Episode 35
    11/18/16
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  • A Kind Word for the President
    11/30/16
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  • Eb Elopes
    Eb Elopes
    Episode 68
    11/30/16
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  • Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before Theyre Picked
  • Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
    11/30/16
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  • Double Drick
    Double Drick
    Episode 36
    11/18/16
    0.0
  • A Pig in a Poke
    A Pig in a Poke
    Episode 34
    11/18/16
    0.0
  • What's In a Name
    What's In a Name
    Episode 32
    11/17/16
    0.0
  • Give Me Land, Lots of Land
    11/16/16
    0.0
  • I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman
  • Lisa Bakes a Cake
    Lisa Bakes a Cake
    Episode 29
    11/17/16
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  • Sprained Ankle Country Style
    11/17/16
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  • The Day of Decision
    The Day of Decision
    Episode 33
    11/17/16
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  • The Price of Apples
    The Price of Apples
    Episode 31
    11/17/16
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  • The Thing
    The Thing
    Episode 69
    11/30/16
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  • Alf and Ralph Break Up
    12/1/16
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  • Das Lumpen
    Das Lumpen
    Episode 70
    12/1/16
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  • Eb's Romance
    Eb's Romance
    Episode 94
    12/7/16
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  • Handy Lessons
    Handy Lessons
    Episode 96
    12/7/16
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  • Hail to the Fire Chief
    12/7/16
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  • The Rummage Sale
    The Rummage Sale
    Episode 92
    12/7/16
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  • The Candidate
    The Candidate
    Episode 95
    12/7/16
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  • How Hooterville Was Floundered
    12/8/16
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  • Old Mail Day
    Old Mail Day
    Episode 98
    12/8/16
    0.0
  • Guess Who's Not Coming to the Luau?
    12/6/16
    0.0
  • Not Guilty
    Not Guilty
    Episode 77
    12/2/16
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  • Home Is Where You Run Away From
    12/2/16
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  • Haney's New Image
    Haney's New Image
    Episode 73
    12/1/16
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  • No Trespassing
    No Trespassing
    Episode 75
    12/1/16
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  • Jealousy, English Style
    12/1/16
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  • Won't You come Home, Arnold Ziffel
    12/1/16
    0.0
  • Arnold, Boy Hero
    Arnold, Boy Hero
    Episode 80
    12/2/16
    0.0
  • Eb Returns
    Eb Returns
    Episode 76
    12/2/16
    0.0
  • How to Succeed in Television Without Really Trying