Green Acres

Season 5 Episode 19

The Cow Killer

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Aired Unknown Feb 07, 1970 on CBS
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Haney's latest attempt to cheat Oliver could land him in jail if he doesn't repay his $200 by six o'clock. He uses Oliver's irritation over Colby's renegade cow, the Douglases' cow Eleanor and a misplaced phony bovine to his advantage, selling and reselling all three cattle to make money. Along the way, Lisa and Eb become convinced that Oliver is a cold blooded "cow shooster".moreless

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    Phil

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    Allan Melvin

    Allan Melvin

    Mr. Wheeler

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    Hal Smith

    Hal Smith

    Horace Colby

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    Alvy Moore

    Alvy Moore

    Hank Kimball

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    Pat Buttram

    Pat Buttram

    Mr. Eustace Haney

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    Tom Lester

    Tom Lester

    Eb Dawson

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      • Haney: I'm sorry it took so long.
        Lisa: What took so long?
        Haney: Having Irene stuffed and mounted per your order. (unveils the prop cow he's passing off as Irene) Ain't that a work of taxidermical art!
        Lisa: Yes, but I didn't order it.
        Haney: That wasn't your voice on the phone saying to have Irene stuffed and mounted for $100?
        Lisa: No, it wasn't.
        Haney: Perhaps it was your $50 voice?

      • (believing the fiberglass cow he's found is a real one that Oliver's shot)
        Eb: She died a Grade A death.
        (noticing cow is on its back with her legs up in the air)
        I guess she went out the way she wanted to...with her cream on top.

      • Lisa: (confronting Oliver after finding the "dead' cow) Oh, Oliver! Why did you do it? (pounds on Oliver's chest with both hands) Why? Why? Why?
        Oliver: Have you been taking Joan Crawford lessons?

      • Oliver: (having been accused of shooting Colby's cow) You're out of your mind!
        Lisa:
        No, Oliver. You're the one who's out of your mind. That's how we're going to get you off. You're going to plead temporary insanintation.
        Oliver
        : (disbelieving) Yeah. There's always been a streak of insanitation in my family.

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