The Douglases' home is constructed of "gen-u-wine" Mississippi chitlin wood.
Haney offers to replace Oliver's pore key spring for $982.
Arnold learns to meow from watching cat food commercials on TV.
(at Pixley Dry Cleaners)
Oliver: Ah, yes. My name is Douglas.
Clerk: You have a suit here?
Oliver: Not a suit. A green dress.
Clerk: (snidely) Oh?
Oliver: (curtly) It's my wife's dress!
Clerk: That's what they all say.
Oliver: (the waiter serves spaghetti that looks like Lisa's cooking) You call that spaghetti and meatballs?
Waiter: Sorry, mac. We just got a new Hungarian cook.
Lisa: Hungarian? (stands up)
Oliver: Where are you going?
Lisa: To say hello to the cook. He may be my mudder!
(Luster says if they paint the house it will wheeze)
Oliver: I'd rather have an unpainted breather.
Oliver:(to Lisa, as her spaghetti oozes out from under the kitchen door) No no, don't touch that! It might attack you!
Haney: May I have your pore key?
Oliver: I don't have a pore key.
Haney: You don't have a pore key?!