The Ugly Duckling

Season 2, Episode 5, Aired
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Ralph is devastated when her true love, Hank Kimball, stands her up on another date. Lisa's solution is make Ralph more feminine. While she works at the mammoth task, Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb. Later, the "new" Ralph, complete with false eyelashes that stick together, is presented to the unsuspecting Mr. Kimball.moreless
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      • Haney tries to disconnect Oliver's phone because he hasn't paid his bill in six months. His bill comes to $928. The monthly charge is $2.85; the rest is from calls Lisa made to foreign countries. Edit
      • Hank Kimball has "stood up" Ralph Monroe on eight dates. Edit

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      • Oliver: (seeing the Spanish omelet Lisa cooked) It looks like a boa constrictor with lumps. Edit
      • Lisa: You're disturbing Ralph's beauty sleep. Oliver: She could sleep for six years, it wouldn't-- Edit
      • Ralph: (crying, because men don't think of her as a woman) To other women they sing love songs. To me, they sing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow". Edit

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