Magdalena to Joaquin: "Church!"
Joaquin to Magdalena: "Mom, I am not taking you to mass. Four times a week is enough. Quit bugging God."
Magdalena to Joaquin: "When things seem hopeless you turn to God."
Joaquin to Magdalena: "How's he ever help you?"
Magdalena to Joaquin: "Well, I was a widow very young."
David to his parents: "I got it. I finally thought of a nice thing to say about Maria."
Elizabth to David: "Really?"
David to family: "Yeah, I like that as she's grown oler, she's ignoring me more."
Maria to David: "You make me laugh when you get a mouth full of tobasco sauce."
David to Maria: "When have I ever fallen for that?"- He eats a frie with tobasco sause. "Damn it."
Sarah to David: So you two are getting along. Just answer this, did she become good or did you become evil?"
David to Sarah: "We met halfway. I'm feeling kind of geevil."
Sarah to David: "Cool. I always wanted to date a dangerous guy."
David to Sarah: "You wanna get some ice cream?"
Sarah to David: "Oh, you wrecked it. Let's go."
In this episode Edward James Olmos reunites with his American Family co-stars Pablos Santos and Aimee Garcia.
The Los Lobos band (who plays the shows theme song) returns again in this episode to perform.