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    teejayboy

    [1]Jun 21, 2006
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    Okay, just wondering what all your favorite quotes are. For me, its a tie between "Crayons taste like purple!"-Tardy and "Funny, for me its just the other way around...Rawr." - Susan.

    even tho0ugh almost all the lines are funny

    Edited on 06/21/2006 6:31pm
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    Nickey_Cole

    [2]Aug 20, 2006
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    "Crayons taste like purple!" Crayons taste like purple!!!!! I have been quoting that since I first saw it. Never fails to make people laugh! I just love Tardy, and that little gaspy shrieky thing. hee hee
    Edited on 08/20/2006 11:37pm
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    actorboy89119

    [3]Sep 8, 2006
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    Greg- (after his nightmare about Rodchester) First we were singing this happy song, then it got all dark and unpleasent like an Andrew Llyod Weber Musical
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    ZFox83

    [4]Sep 15, 2006
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    "The green ones make me horny (Squeak!)"

    and "I'm dead, Gil! (Squeak!)"
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    alsaker85

    [5]Sep 18, 2006
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    Pretty much anything by Tardy (you guys have already quoted some of his best lines, although I also liked "Chocolate ice cream goes in the freezer" just because it was so random).

    I also loved when Jack told an anti-puppet joke, and Warren said something like "I take offense to that! Plus, you ruined an otherwise hilarious Polock joke."
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    alsaker85

    [6]Sep 18, 2006
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    I also enjoyed when Greg got drunk and danced around with a lamp shad on his head yelling, "Look at me! I'm a drunken cliche!"
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    35pnman

    [7]Oct 8, 2006
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    Cory Feldmen: Micheal Jackson used to tell me the same thing!

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    35pnman

    [8]Oct 8, 2006
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    Gil: Trady get off of the drum set.

    Tardy: I'm a rockstar.

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    35pnman

    [9]Oct 8, 2006
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    Some times we need to express our secrets

    Gil: I am scared of seals

    Count Blah: I wear false teeth blah

    Susan: I am the one who has been eating the stray cats

    Edited on 10/09/2006 10:11am
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    teejayboy

    [10]Oct 23, 2006
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    lol, i love all those Except, i also like the one in the singing mailman. "Tardy, you have a cantelope." "Oh, i feel better, now!"
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    theimortal2

    [11]Nov 13, 2006
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    i'm looking for a quote that really cracked me up.  i am not sure which epsiode it was in but it was the one where they neuter a dog.

    "if i wanted someone to lick me and poop on my lawn i'd get back with...."

    what was the name at the end of that line and did i get it right?

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    Gravity04

    [12]Nov 26, 2006
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    Warren - "Hey Tardy... listen, I need to fill some seats tonight, how'd you like to come to my play?"
    Tardy - "I like to play with Warren"
    Warren - "No, Tardy. I will be IN a play. You understand?... performing."
    Tardy - "I'm not apposed to eat the legos."
    Warren - "God, it's like talking to Keanu Reeves."
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    CaptainCaputo

    [13]Nov 29, 2006
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    "I am singing the quiet song THE QUIET SONG! i am signing the quite song..."-Tardy

    (Tardy driving the forklift) "I'm not suppose to be doing this (squeaks)"

    (At Jack's birthday party, the Tv guide reporter asks about the Count from SS) "Don't you ever mention that son of **** name in my presence! I am Romanian he's friggin Italian, you want here something about the Count? He once walked in to an emergency room with One!....Two!....Three Gerbils

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    mautie

    [14]Dec 25, 2006
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    teejayboy wrote:

    Okay, just wondering what all your favorite quotes are. For me, its a tie between "Crayons taste like purple!"-Tardy and "Funny, for me its just the other way around...Rawr." - Susan.

    even tho0ugh almost all the lines are funny



    Yep - gotta be "Crayons taste like purple!"
    Tardy should be allowed back on TV!!
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    alsaker85

    [15]Feb 11, 2007
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    Tardy was the best. Too bad he's the property of Fox and not Dan Milano so he can never be on the IFC show... or anywhere else ever again.
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    theprincess181

    [16]Apr 30, 2007
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    theimortal2 wrote:

    i'm looking for a quote that really cracked me up.  i am not sure which epsiode it was in but it was the one where they neuter a dog.

    "if i wanted someone to lick me and poop on my lawn i'd get back with...."

    what was the name at the end of that line and did i get it right?

    It was from the third episode -  The Jewel Heist.

    Warren the Ape says "What do humans see in these things anyway. If I wanted someone to lick my face and poop on my lawn, I'd get back together with Farrah Fawcett."

    I just love this show! One of my favourite quotes is Tardy : "You bahstard!"

    I love Tardy. "The green ones make me horny!"

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