Grey's Anatomy Season 4 Episode 1

Cristina: Still no sign of Burke. Ooh, you got a severed arm.
Meredith: My arm. Mine. Get away from it.
Cristina: Maybe he's not on today.
Meredith: Maybe you should just see him and get it over with.
Cristina: No, no, no. If I never see him again, I won't care.
Meredith: Well, I've seen Derek and Derek has seen me.
Cristina: And?
Meredith: And plus he seems to know Lexie.
Cristina: And?
Meredith: More akward. Your intern is my half sister, how weird is that?
Izzie (walks in): Well, I'm trying to save Bambi and my interns think that I'm a loser. Ooh, severed arm.
Alex (walks in): Callie's a bitch.
Izzie: Word.
Alex: She won't lemme off my patient. There's nothing wrong with him except he's a nut job. Severed arm.
Izzie: Anyone know anything about deer?
Alex: Tastes good.
Izzie: Evil.
Cristina (to George, who just walked in): Oh, George! Severed arm. Plus, Meredith's half sister is my intern, Izzie is playing Doctor Doolittle... oh and Alex hates your wife.
George: Dr. Sloan is ready for the arm. (leaves)
Meredith: I'll say it. George is being an ass.
Izzie: It's my fault. I said some things and now he's not talking to me.
Alex: I don't know what he's got to complain about, those new chick interns are hot.
Meredith: He's married, Alex.
Izzie: Yeah, he's married.
Alex: You know who's seriously hot? That Lexie girl. (Cristina laughs)
Meredith: Get out before I hurt you.
Alex: I'm going over Callie's head to Bailey.
Cristina: Uh, Callie is over Bailey's head...
Meredith: Spiritually, Bailey's over everyone's head.