Callie: So the new intern, Meredith's friend...
Mark: The psycho with no appendix?
Callie: Yeah. We talked. I mean, she came and talked to me... but it was more than that, y'know? A guy looks at you a certain way and you just know, but this whole girl thing it's so confusing.
Mark: Well, was there touching?
Mark: Was there playing with the hair?
Mark: Was there licking of the lips?
Callie: Oh... my God. I made it up. I made it up because I'm lonely and depressed and desperate for attention... from the new intern.
Mark: Crazy new intern.
Callie: Crazy hot...
Mark: No. The hot ones are the ones who cause trouble, the ones who distract you from realising your true potential. You need to focus on the medicine. Take all that pent-up sexual energy you waste thinking about hot, young, naked, available interns and put it back into your genius. Your godliness. Build someone an organ, that's hot.
Callie: She smiled, did I mention that she smiled.
Mark: No hot interns! (Callie whines)