Alex: Sloan will not shut up about you. I wouldn't have taken the surgery if I'd known I was breaking up the plastics posse.
Jackson: He's using that in public now?
Alex: Mm. You're lucky. I wish that I had an attending that had my back the way Sloan has yours.
Lexie: Excuse me.
Alex: Hey, no cuts.
Lexie: Sorry, I just gotta get back to my patient. Oh, my God, you guys should read this, it's amazing.
Alex: Wait, is that one of those books about the time traveling chick? Yeah, every other mom in peds has got one in her purse.
Lexie: Uh, 'cause they're awesome. I mean, one minute Kate is running through 1890's Paris with this pick-pocket who she loves but she can't trust, and the next thing she knows, she's being pulled across time, dodging Nazis with this adorable American G.I.. It's like Slaughter House Five but totally hot.
Jackson: Because that's what Vonneguts missing, hotness.