Grey's Anatomy Season 8 Episode 12

April: Well, this one has a patio and a garage, but this one has hardware floors and a washer/dryer.
Jackson: Are you sure you wanna move?
April: Uh, Meredith and Derek have a baby and you're living with your ex. We're moving.
Alex (walks in): I'll move. Zola's killin' my game. Every girl I bring home wants a baby the minute they see her.
April (laughs): No. I am not living with you. I'm trying to get away from you.
Alex (to Jackson): Alright, then. You and me. You don't want to live with Mary Poppins.
Jackson: No, she cooks, she cleans--
April: I'm also your friend. (Mer walks in and takes what Alex is eating)
Alex: What the hell?
Meredith: I need food for Zola's party. I thought I was gonna have time to go to the store, but Richard's 10,000th surgery is gonna take forever. You think Teddy's gonna care if I take some of her widow casseroles?
Cristina (walking in): No. Go for it. You know what? Take this one, too. It's turkey tetrazzini.
Meredith: Ooh, yum.
Cristina (to Alex): You and um, McQueen finally find a patient who's willing to let you operate on them?
Alex: Bite my ass. (April laughs)
Cristina: Oh, Mer, proctology. There's your specality. Explore the mysteries of the butt.
April: Why aren't you just doing general like your mom? It's a no brainer.
Alex: And good marketing. I mean, when people hear the name 'Grey', they know they're getting quality.
Jackson: No, you can't win following in the footsteps of a phenom.
Cristina: Said the lame, mediocre grandson of Harper Avery.