Addison (drunk): I've decided that I'm gonna get really fat. Just as a stop gap, just until I figure out another plan. Eat alllll of these muffins and I'm gonna get really gloriously fat. It's over. Over. Ooover. I'm talking about the last 1/3 of my life, Miranda. How can that be just over? How can that just end? Over a skanky pair of panties and bad tux. I'm desirable, Amanda.
Addison: Right. Joe, I'm desirable right?
Joe: I have a boyfriend.
Addison: Be that as it may, I don't need me to tell you how wildly attractive I am. Wildly attractive.
Joe: You are. Your wildly attractive cab is here.
Addison: It is?
Joe: You told me to call a cab at ten. It's ten. (leaves)
Addison: It is? I guess that's for the best huh?
Bailey: I would say so.