Richard: You have coffee stain on your shirt.
Addison: You had a bed on your couch.
Richard: I hope you're not planning on seeing patients in your sweatsuit.
Addison: Actually, um... I need the day off.
Richard: A day off, for what?
Addison: For drinking. I am feeling the need to do some drinking. Actually, I'm feeling the need to do some crying, but my tear ducts seem to be too proud, so I am going to do some drinking instead.
Richard: What? No laboring moms today?
Addison: No... because I think God knows that I need to do some drinking today.
Richard: Do you wanna talk about it Addy, or do you wanna be glib a little bit longer?
Addison: Why are you living in your office?
Richard: Marriage is... hard.
Addison: Well, thank goodness. Mine seems to be just about over.