Grey's Anatomy

Season 8 Episode 13

If/Then

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Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 02, 2012 on ABC

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    • (Watching Cristina practice stitches at lunch)
      Meredith: How many aortic aneurysms has she actually done?
      Alex: Two... In the hospital. She's probably done more at home on cats. (everyone laughs)
      Jackson: Does she eat with anyone, ever?
      April: No. That's what happens to you when you screw an attending. You're a pariah.
      Jackson: Unlike your approach of just never having sex with anybody?
      Meredith: No virgin jokes.
      April: Thank you.
      Jackson: Her and Preston Burke? Really?
      Meredith: And apparently it was so scary for him, he actually had to leave the state. (April laughs)
      Alex: I always say, never mess with the crazy chicks. She's probably gonna go full on Izzie one day and shoot up the hospital.
      Jackson: What's Izzie?
      Alex: Oh, it means 'crazy.'
      Meredith: She was a girl in our class who was sleeping with a patient. And then she stole a transplant heart for him.
      Jackson: What?
      Alex: Until Meredith turned her into her mom and got her fired.
      April: Oh, my God, Mer. You're so brave.
      Jackson: Hold on a second. How many people washed out your year?
      Alex: Uh, two. Uh, her and O'Malley. 007. He, uh, failed his intern exam was never seen again.
      Meredith: Okay, here I go.
      Alex: Where you going?
      Meredith: To get back on my bicycle.

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