(Watching Cristina practice stitches at lunch)
Meredith: How many aortic aneurysms has she actually done?
Alex: Two... In the hospital. She's probably done more at home on cats. (everyone laughs)
Jackson: Does she eat with anyone, ever?
April: No. That's what happens to you when you screw an attending. You're a pariah.
Jackson: Unlike your approach of just never having sex with anybody?
Meredith: No virgin jokes.
April: Thank you.
Jackson: Her and Preston Burke? Really?
Meredith: And apparently it was so scary for him, he actually had to leave the state. (April laughs)
Alex: I always say, never mess with the crazy chicks. She's probably gonna go full on Izzie one day and shoot up the hospital.
Jackson: What's Izzie?
Alex: Oh, it means 'crazy.'
Meredith: She was a girl in our class who was sleeping with a patient. And then she stole a transplant heart for him.
Alex: Until Meredith turned her into her mom and got her fired.
April: Oh, my God, Mer. You're so brave.
Jackson: Hold on a second. How many people washed out your year?
Alex: Uh, two. Uh, her and O'Malley. 007. He, uh, failed his intern exam was never seen again.
Meredith: Okay, here I go.
Alex: Where you going?
Meredith: To get back on my bicycle.
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