Grey's Anatomy

Season 2 Episode 16

It's the End of the World (1)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 05, 2006 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Alex: Exactly how was your husband injured?
      Paul: Mindy? Mindy? Are you in here?
      Mindy: I'm over here. Moron!
      Paul: How's James doing?
      Mindy: Oh he's bleeding all over the place. That's how he's doing! (she yells) The girl of the ambulance put her hand inside of him! That's how he's doing!
      Paul: What are you yelling at me for?
      Mindy: Because! Because you and James are like idiots! Playing like 8-year olds! (Alex tries to interrupt)
      Paul: Okay, we don't play. We re-enact.
      Mindy: You play! You put on your costumes and build your stupid toys and you play!
      Paul: We re-enact.
      Mindy: No one re-enacts World War II. You moron!
      Alex (walks over to Paul): Exactly what happened?
      Mindy: You wanna know what happened? What happened is my husband and his moron best friend--
      Paul: Can you stop calling me a moron?
      Mindy: Moron best friend! Decided to build some kind of big gun.
      Paul: Yeah an exact replica of the finest allied anti-tank weapon of World War II. The M19A bazooka.
      Mindy: So they put on their stupid costumes and they go out into the backyard and they try to shoot the thing! (Alex looks confused)
      Paul: I'm the gunner. James is the loader. Okay we follow the specifications exactly. (Alex nods) You should see it. It's a 60 millimeter. One and a half pound rocket. It's a beauty.
      Mindy: It didn't work. So like an idiot my husband has to go and stand in front of his big gun to see what went wrong! That's when the stupid toy starts working! (Alex now looks concerned)
      Paul: Stop calling it a toy.
      Mindy: It's taken up half my garage. I'll call it whatever I want!
      Alex: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, he shot himself with a bazooka?
      Mindy: Yeah!
      Alex (horrified): He shot himself with a bazooka?! (Paul nods)
      Mindy: Like I said, morons! The pair of them!
      Alex: Was there an explosion?
      Paul: Huh?
      Alex: Was there an explosion?
      Paul: No, why? (Alex looks beyond horrified) Oh, crap. (Alex runs out of the room towards the OR)