Grey's Anatomy Season 9 Episode 3

Callie: (after Alex is rude to an intern)What's your problem?
Alex: My problem is I have fourteen patients on my service, the new peds attending is an idiot and I need help. So until your wife comes back to the hospital, I need my interns to actually work.

Meredith: So, Alex is a diseased man-whore, again, and April Kepner is no longer a virgin. Wow. I missed a lot with that plane crash.
Jackson: Yeah, you missed a lot. Chief banged my mom.
Meredith: What? The... Owen banged-
Jackson: -Webber! Webber, dr. Webber banged my mom.
Meredith: Oh. Oh Oh my God
Jackson: Yeah, I know.
Meredith: Well, if it makes you feel any better, he banged my mom too
Jackson: That makes me feel worse.

Callie: Stop sleeping with your co-workers. It ruins them.
Alex: I slept with you.
Callie: And I no longer sleep with men!

April: I was giving the pigs their breakfast, and I turned around, and there is dr. Hunt, offering me my job back. He didn't tell you guys?
Meredith: Did anyone else see dr. Hunt in the barnyard?
Alex: What if he appeared to you? Was he glowing and all?
Jackson: (walks in, notices April) April?
Meredith: Hunt hired her back.
Alex: We think. Might have been Jesus.

Meredith: Hey, Alex? Why did an intern just give me a compliment on the crown moldings in my empty house? Are you still sleeping there?
Alex: Chicks like it better than the on-call room.
Meredith: Okay, that's disgusting.