Grey's Anatomy

Season 4 Episode 13

Piece of My Heart

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM May 01, 2008 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Cristina: I would like us to talk to today. I would like us to talk because I care and I, uh, want to know things and I have 15 minutes to hear about your feelings. So, Alex. (Alex is sipping from a straw) Alex you look thoughtful. I'm very interested to hear... I mean, uh, what are you thoughts? (Alex just continues to sip from the straw, ignoring her) So, Izzie. Your thoughts, your feelings.
      Izzie: Honestly?
      Cristina: Uh huh.
      Izzie: I'm a little worried about my friend Alex over here because his Jane Doe girlfriend keeps showing up like something out of Fatal Attraction.
      Alex: Her name is Rebecca Pope and she's not my girlfriend.
      Izzie: Really? You guys haven't had sex at all? Recently?
      Alex: She's married, okay? She has a husband.
      Cristina: Well, does it hurt that she's married? I mean, does that hurt your heart?
      Meredith: What's the matter with you?
      Cristina: I'm trying to talk girl.
      Izzie: Well, you coded. Right? (laughs, everyone looks at her) What? That's the new slang, everybody's sayin' it.
      George (laughs): The way you just said that? That was you coding.
      Izzie: Whatever. Unlike Meredith with her trials and Petri dishes and Cristina who has to practice talking like a human being, I actually care about patients! (gets up and leaves)
      Cristina: I need the sparkle pager.
      Alex: She's not giving you the sparkle pager.
      Cristina: Well, you know what, I can't talk girl, and I shouldn't have to talk girl, 'cause I diagnosed the patient. I need the pager. (takes it off the table)
      Meredith: Stop! You can't have it. (they fight over the pager, Callie walks up)
      Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
      Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
      Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
      Callie: Huh.
      Cristina (whisper to Callie): Make Hahn let me scrub in or I'm making you move out.
      Callie: Wh--
      Cristina: Desperate times...