Cristina: I would like us to talk to today. I would like us to talk because I care and I, uh, want to know things and I have 15 minutes to hear about your feelings. So, Alex. (Alex is sipping from a straw) Alex you look thoughtful. I'm very interested to hear... I mean, uh, what are you thoughts? (Alex just continues to sip from the straw, ignoring her) So, Izzie. Your thoughts, your feelings.
Cristina: Uh huh.
Izzie: I'm a little worried about my friend Alex over here because his Jane Doe girlfriend keeps showing up like something out of Fatal Attraction.
Alex: Her name is Rebecca Pope and she's not my girlfriend.
Izzie: Really? You guys haven't had sex at all? Recently?
Alex: She's married, okay? She has a husband.
Cristina: Well, does it hurt that she's married? I mean, does that hurt your heart?
Meredith: What's the matter with you?
Cristina: I'm trying to talk girl.
Izzie: Well, you coded. Right? (laughs, everyone looks at her) What? That's the new slang, everybody's sayin' it.
George (laughs): The way you just said that? That was you coding.
Izzie: Whatever. Unlike Meredith with her trials and Petri dishes and Cristina who has to practice talking like a human being, I actually care about patients! (gets up and leaves)
Cristina: I need the sparkle pager.
Alex: She's not giving you the sparkle pager.
Cristina: Well, you know what, I can't talk girl, and I shouldn't have to talk girl, 'cause I diagnosed the patient. I need the pager. (takes it off the table)
Meredith: Stop! You can't have it. (they fight over the pager, Callie walks up)
Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Cristina (whisper to Callie): Make Hahn let me scrub in or I'm making you move out.
Cristina: Desperate times...
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