Owen: I may have just lost my pitcher to brian surgery.
Teddy: I-I'm telling you I can pitch. Come on, honey, you were a pro ball player, tell him. Tell him I can pitch.
Henry: I've never see her pitch.
Owen: You're a pro ball player?
Henry: Well, former. Pro shipping clerk now.
Owen: Can you play tomorrow?
Teddy: Doesn't he have to work here?
Owen: I-I will hire you now and fire you after the game. You are now my adminstrative assistant.
Henry: Can't I be something cooler? Like a vascular surgeon or...
Owen: You can be whatever you want if you help us beat Seattle Pres.
Teddy: I can help you beat Seattle Pres. I'm telling you I can pitch.