Grey's Anatomy Season 9 Episode 2

Alex: I feel like crap. It should have been me on that plane, if I could trade places with you, I would-
Arizona: -I would let you. I had that thought a lot too. And I didn't like myself for it, but I did. I kept thinking about my wife and baby and how you had no wife and no baby. You had no one. I only went on that plane because I was pissed at you

Avery: (to Mark) Sometimes when you talk, I feel like a male prostitute.

Callie: (referring to Mark) I'm so scared the second I leave this hospital I'm gonna get a phone call that he's dead.
Derek: That's not gonna happen tonight.
Callie: Promise?
Derek: (nods) If he starts going south, I'll tell him to cut it off. He idolizes me, he'll do whatever I say.
Callie: Thank you.

Meredith: You know what, Cristina? You're right. I'm not your person, and Owen isn't your person. Your person is you, and it always has been.

Meredith: You sure you know what you're doing?
Cristina: Yes! It's one highway, all the way to Minnesota. South of Montana, across one of the Dakotas, can't remember which.

Cristina: And Mark... Mark just kept dying. It was so annoying. I kept trying to help him, but he just kept trying to die on me.

Bailey: All I can think is, we're gonna crash on some tropical island and get attacked by a polar bear.
Richard: No... I don't know what you mean.
Bailey: You should watch more TV.

Meredith : (opening voiceover) I had this memory game when I was a kid. A bunch of cards, face down, in rows. Each card has a picture. You turn one over, look at it, then turn it back over. Then you have to try and remember where it's matching card was. Sometimes you have no idea, and other times it shows us exactly what we need to see. The cards seem completely out of order and random, but you keep turning them over. And the more cards you see, you get a sense of how everything fits together.