Grey's Anatomy Season 9 Episode 6

Meredith: (to Alex) That may just be the dumbest and the saddest thing I've ever heard you say, and I've known you a long time.

Arizona: Did you send the chart?
Miranda: I did, an hour ago. I told my intern to leave the copies by the door.
Arizona: Well, did you tell them to ring the bell?
Miranda: That was a given, but this year's interns seem more defective than most.

April: (sees Jackson running away) Where is he going?
Cristina: Away from you, it seems.
April: Cristina! I'm glad you're back.
Cristina: You're still doing it with Avery?
April: Does everybody know this, now?
Cristina: God and everybody.
April: Four whole seconds I was glad you are back.

Cristina: (referring to the new chief of cardio) Yeah, no one named Jeff has ever done anything substantial.

Jackson: Sir. We have a problem.
Richard: You don't have to call me 'sir'.
Jackson: I do. It helps me. Sir, you need to get your Averys straight. (Richard looks confused) In your address book. Last night you sent an e-mail which, I believe, was for my mother.
Richard: Oh...
Jackson: It began "I can't sleep, thinking about you tonight"...
RIchard: (embarrassed) That's enough.
Jackson: It would have been for me too. But it really goes on. Sir, I do not like thinking about you in that way. Or my mother, in that way. Or you and my mother, in that way.
Richard: Message received, son. It won't happen again.
Jackson: Don't... don't call me 'son'.
Richard: I... I meant it colloquially. But that won't happen again either.
Jackson: I took the liberty of forwarding your e-mail to my mother.
Richard: Thank you for that.

Meredith: (waves a piece of paper in front of Alex) What is this?
Alex: What?
Meredith: This list your real estate agent sent to mine. Repair discolored/burrowed porch, hardwood floors
Alex: Oh, that's just some stuff you've got to take care of.
Meredith: Repair/refinish wood molding in door jams?
Alex: Yeah, they're all scratched up. There's, like, five things you gotta fix.
Meredith: And what if I don't?
Alex: Well, then I'm not buying your house.
Meredith: Well, that's crazy, because you begged me to sell you the house. We made a deal, we shook on it, we drank on it.

Meredith: (opening voiceover) Doctors have never had all the answers. There was a time when you were sick and we would just drain your blood, like you were getting an oil change. We're constantly having to rethink what we thought was true. And redefine it.