Alex: Hey, Myers set up for the C-section in the cath lab. We need to run through the steps of the procedure.
Cristina: Look at you. "Myers." You say it like he isn't nailing your girlfriend.
Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever. You love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with the guy. What am I supposed to do?
Cristina: Beat him up.
Alex: No. I'm gonna try to be nice to him and get along so I don't lose my friend.
Cristina: Or you could punch him and take back your girl.