Cristina: I'll be there in the room when fetus arrives.
Meredith: You will?
Cristina: Yeah. You're gonna want me there.
Cristina: You're gonna poop on the table, though. And I'm gonna have to see it, and then I can never unsee it.
Meredith: You know what's worse than you seeing me poop on the table?
Meredith: Me knowing you've seen me poop on the table.
Cristina: So you'll suffer more than me.
Cristina: Oh, okay. That makes me feel better.