(Looking at the surgical board)
Cristina: OR three. Yes. I love OR three.
April: Bowel resection? I thought you had a peds case.
Alex: I switched last minute.
April: You can't just switch.
Cristina: Oh, plastics. I thought you were the Gunther. Wasting all your capita on boob jobs, huh?
Jackson: It's a cleft lip. I'm changing a kid's life today. Look at Kepner, she's fixing a bum knee. Way to shoot for the stars, kid.
April: Okay, guys, you also start teaching skills labs today. I made up a schedule for the month, it's up on the board in my office.
Meredith: In your what? (April opens the door to her office)
Cristina: When did we get this?
April: Uh, we didn't It's for the chief resident, actually.
Alex (about the couch): This is good. I can sleep on this.
April: Yeah. I-I got that on Craigslist. It-It's mine.
Meredith: We got a fridge. (Jackson knocks over a plant, Mer laughs)
Cristina (about the board): What's going on with this?
April: Okay, guys. These are this months intern's skills labs. Each of you has been given one skills lab to teach.
Cristina: Oh, I can't teach today, I'm on a mitral valve.
April: Okay, well then switch with one of these guys.
Jackson: I got a baby's face.
Alex: Bowel resection.
April: Guy's come on. I divided these up fairly.
Jackson: You come on. Every surgery we do this year could end up on the oral boards.
Alex: And they love pickin' the crappy outcomes.
Cristina: This could effect which fellowship I get. I mean, it's not just life or death, April. Now it's our careers.
Meredith: Okay, how about this: Whoever has the worst outcome today teaches all the skills labs for the whole month.
Cristina: That's good.
Alex: I'm in.
April: That's terrible. Th-That's disgusting. No, no, no. There will be no waging on patient outcomes. Th-That's an order.
Alex: So, you're out then?
April: Y'know, just out of my office.
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