Cristina: I need your pig. I need to remember how to do an open appendectomy.
Alex: No. Does a pig even have an appendix?
Cristina: Oh. Let's find out.
Meredith (walks in): Who wants an aneyurism?
Cristina: I'm about to have one. I have to do an appy.
Meredith: On a pig? Does a pig even have one?
Cristina: No, on a person. I haven't thought about one in... three years.
Meredith: Oh. Well, who wants to trade? I'll do anything.
Alex: I don't know. Clipping those things is like diffusing a bomb, one wrong move and it explodes.
Meredith: Well, I'm worried about Derek exploding.
Jackson (walks in): Can I have your pig?
Jackson: Well, how about just the head, huh?
Meredith: Wanna clip an aneyurism?
Jackson: Good luck, Macguyver.
April (walks up): Ah, there you are, Alex--
Alex & Cristina: Does a pig have an appendix?
April: I don't know.
Cristina: I thought that you were teaching my skills lab.
April: I am. I just left them to practice whip stitches.
Alex: Stop, turn off the lights and close the door. Check this out, I injected florcine die, it makes any viable part of the bowel glow.
Alex: I used to have a Metallica poster just like this.
Meredith: You might win the bet.
Cristina: Yeah, with a color coded colon.
Alex: No kidding.
Meredith: I have a bomb to diffuse. (walks out)
Cristina: This is crazy. I gotta find a book or a skills... Oh! Skills lab! (walks out)
Jackson: I gotta get some instruments. I can use the head, right?
April: Will you talk to Jason Kenton? He has some questions.
Alex: I'm busy.
April: Turning a pig into a lava lamp? My patient--
Alex: Not my job, you talk to him.
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