Grey's Anatomy

Season 8 Episode 3

Take the Lead

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 29, 2011 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Cristina: I need your pig. I need to remember how to do an open appendectomy.
      Alex: No. Does a pig even have an appendix?
      Cristina: Oh. Let's find out.
      Meredith (walks in): Who wants an aneyurism?
      Cristina: I'm about to have one. I have to do an appy.
      Meredith: On a pig? Does a pig even have one?
      Cristina: No, on a person. I haven't thought about one in... three years.
      Meredith: Oh. Well, who wants to trade? I'll do anything.
      Alex: I don't know. Clipping those things is like diffusing a bomb, one wrong move and it explodes.
      Meredith: Well, I'm worried about Derek exploding.
      Jackson (walks in): Can I have your pig?
      Alex: No.
      Jackson: Well, how about just the head, huh?
      Meredith: Wanna clip an aneyurism?
      Jackson: Good luck, Macguyver.
      April (walks up): Ah, there you are, Alex--
      Alex & Cristina: Does a pig have an appendix?
      April: I don't know.
      Cristina: I thought that you were teaching my skills lab.
      April: I am. I just left them to practice whip stitches.
      Alex: Stop, turn off the lights and close the door. Check this out, I injected florcine die, it makes any viable part of the bowel glow.
      Jackson: Nice.
      Alex: I used to have a Metallica poster just like this.
      Meredith: You might win the bet.
      Cristina: Yeah, with a color coded colon.
      Alex: No kidding.
      Meredith: I have a bomb to diffuse. (walks out)
      Cristina: This is crazy. I gotta find a book or a skills... Oh! Skills lab! (walks out)
      Jackson: I gotta get some instruments. I can use the head, right?
      April: Will you talk to Jason Kenton? He has some questions.
      Alex: I'm busy.
      April: Turning a pig into a lava lamp? My patient--
      Alex: Not my job, you talk to him.