Jackson: We came to see the hearts.
Alex: Oh, this blows. Yang's growing organs and I'm stuk patchin' up grandpa. (gets paged)
Jackson: Is that Morgan again? Why don't you just answer her already?
Alex: I've got to be a dead freakin' mouse. Cold and dead, okay? I mean, that's what she needs. All day I'm trying to back off, and all she does is-- (pager beeps) See?
Jackson: Hey, you can do this. Alright? You are good at being a douche, and that's just what, one step away from being cold and dead? I mean, right, Yang? (Cristina ignores him) See what's she's doing? That's what you need to do. Do that. Do what she's doing.
Lexie (walks in): Hey, did you guys hear about a lion lady?
Jackson: Yeah, her boyfriend was the appetizer, and he wanted mommy for dinner.
Lexie: I feel bad for her. Okay, she's just a girl with a pet. You know, she probably had some nice friends once, and maybe even a nice guy. And then those friends moved away, the guy started living with somebody else, and then her family probably abandoned her... leaving her alone to rot in an attic somewhere with her cat, her big jungle cat, who was sitting in the corner, ju-just licking his paws just wanting to eat her stupid face off.
Cristina: Look, this is a scientific lab, not a lunch room so everyone out right now.
Jackson: Cold and dead. (they all leave)
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