Grey's Anatomy

Season 1 Episode 7

The Self-Destruct Button

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM May 08, 2005 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Izzie: Ew, what smells?
      Meredith: That would be me, or more specifically, my patient's insides all over me.
      Izzie: That makes me strangely happy.
      Cristina: Oh, God. Oh, Meredith, you smell like...
      Izzie: Karma.
      Meredith: What?
      Izzie: Nothing.
      Cristina: Something vile is stuck in your hair. You know, just go stand over there, please.
      Meredith: Ugh, how much do I love being a surgeon right now?
      Izzie: Karma.
      Meredith: What does karma have to do with anything?
      Izzie: I'm just saying, you've been given all the best surgeries. And now you smell like putrid goo. And you're giving off a stench. Karma's a bitch.
      Bailey (walks in): Dr. Shepherd needs an intern in surgery. Which one of you is clear?
      Cristina: I'm good, Dr. Bailey, where do you want me?
      Bailey: You need to lie down somewhere.
      Cristina: I'm fine, I'm completely healthy.
      Bailey: Grey?
      Izzie: Of course.
      Meredith: What is your problem?
      Izzie: Um, you! 'Cause apparently you can help Dr. McDreamy in ways the rest of us can't.
      Meredith: You did not just say...
      Izzie: Yes, I did!
      Bailey: Hey! (to Cristina) Hemispherectomy in OR 1 with Dr. Shepherd. Go. (Cristina and Izzie leave) Apparently, I'm not the only one with hoops.