Grey's Anatomy

Bailey: Okay, I'm gonna tell you something about my personal life.
Meredith: Really?
Bailey: Okay, um, my personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about your personal life is one of the great sadnessess of my extistence.
Meredith: Sorry about that.
Bailey: And the fact that you're gonna know about mine exponentially worse, but I don't see how we get around it.
Meredith: Okay.
Bailey: We're about to operate with Dr. Warren. He and I are... involved.
Meredith: Everybody knows that.
Bailey: Can you not pretend?
Meredith: Oh, oh. You and Dr. Warren? Wow.
Bailey: Uh, he is going to try and dicuss personal matters in the O.R today, and I don't want that to happen. Okay, so I'm gonna teach you a lot. And you are going to ask questions a lot. And if he gets a personal word in edgewise, I want you to forget which is the business end of a scalpel is real quick, and ask for help.
Meredith: Okay, so, let me get this straight. You pulled me out of a once of a lifetime surgery to be a buffer between you and your boyfriend?
Bailey: Oh, don't use that kind of language with me.

Meredith (after Alex & Arizona's practice flip goes wrong): You nearly killed both dolls.
Alex: Look, I had it. I know it. If only freakin' Robbins would trust me to do it.
Meredith (whispers): Doll killer.

Arizona (while they're practicing flipping the babies): Karev, you rushed it. You're like two steps ahead of me.
Alex: No, you over me. Yours over mine, everything's fine. Mine of yours, babies in the morgue. That's how it works.

Richard (about Arizona): Man, she's wound up tight.
Alex: I thought that you were off work today.
Richard: I won't see another one of these in my lifetime. You're doing the flip, right, Karev, with Robbins? (Alex nods) The flip's a critical part. You ready?
Alex: Yes, sir.
Richard: Look, I know this procedure is her baby, but she keeps nitpicking everybody, she'll destroy their confidence. Don't let her do that to you.
Alex: Oh, no, sir.
Richard: Good, because if the flip goes wrong, she's gonna blame you. It'll go on your record, and-- and boards comin' up. It's not gonna look good. Glad it's not me.

Bailey: I thought I had Dr. Knox.
Ben: You know what I love about you? Your warmth.
Bailey: You were doing the conjoined twins.
Ben: Yeah, well, now Knox is doing the conjoined twins.
Bailey: Uh huh. We're not talking about it.
Ben: Oh, of course we're talking about it.
Bailey: It's a crazy idea that I'm not talking about because it's a crazy.
Ben: It's not crazy. We sleep in one bed, we would have breakfast at the same table, we would have one eletric bill instead of two.
Bailey: Oh, that's why you want me to move in with you, so we can save on eletric?
Ben: Yeah, it's the responsible thing to do... For the planet.
Bailey (scoffs): I am not moving in with you. Okay, l-look we've been together, what, two weeks?
Ben: Two weeks and nine months before the pause. And I want to hit play again, right where we left off. I don't want to start at the beginning.
Bailey: Because it's good for the planet?
Ben: And I have a better T.V. Look, come on, now. Admit it. You want to live with me. You love me.
Bailey: I want... Knox back.