Richard: I don't condone fighting. I don't like fighting. I think it is pointless and foolish. But you two idiots seem content to beat the hell out of each other. So, if you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it by my rules.
Richard: Yes, O'Malley, rules. To help protect your hands so you don't do irreparable damage to them. Damage that could end your careers before they've even started. Now, keeping that in mind, we're gonna do open handed combat.
George & Alex: A slap fight?! (shows Derek and Burke sitting on a rock watching)
Derek: This is ridiculous. Karev's gonna kill 'em.
Burke: Not necessarily (cuts back to the Richard explaining the rules)
Richard: Open handed combat. There will be no scratching, no punching, no kicking, no wrestling moves of any kind. Now any questions?
George: That doesn't leave us with much. (cuts back to Derek and Burke watching Alex and George slap fight)
Burke: O'Malley's a scrapper.
Derek: A scrapper? He's going to destroy him.
Burke: He's tougher than he looks. Silent but deadly.
Derek: This is immature and stupid. I'd think you'd agree with me.
Burke: Then lay off some steam. This is why you don't have any guy friends.
Derek: This is why I should've come alone.
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