Grimm Season 1 Episode 16

Eddie: Klaustreich, total jerks. Women love them, but it never ends well. Isn't that always the way?
Nick: I don't know.

Eddie: Molly, my girlfriend from high school, left me for a klaustreich, so I might be a wee bit riled up about them. He told her he loved her. He got her pregnant. She ended up delivering his litter at prom. Her parents were not thrilled.

Rosalee: Look, I really appreciate you helping me out with all this.
Eddie: Well, you'll never know when I might need a discount on... tincture of prickle poppy?
Rosalee: Yeah, that's for, um, romantic stamina.
Eddie: Oh. Well... no wonder I didn't know what it was.

Eddie: Hey, Nick, I thought a vacation for you kind of meant, you know, vacation for me, too.
Nick: Look, I'm sorry. You know, this wasn't part of my weekend plans. Hey, how was hot yoga? You pull a groin or anything?
Eddie: My groin is fine, thank you.

Juliette: I can't believe you remember what we had on our first date.
Nick: How can I forget that? That's the most expensive date I ever had in my life.
Juliette: Not if you add in what happened after that.
Nick: Ooh. Yeah, or after that.