Grounded for Life Season 3 Episode 5

Henry: You really drove a motorcycle into a pool?
Sean: You better believe it.
Jimmy: Were you wearing a helmet?
Sean: I wasn't wearing anything.

Sean: Have a seat and a soda, you're gonna need a lot of liquids in you when I teach you how to spit and grab your crotch at the same time.
Henry: Wow! I like both those things, but I never put 'em together before.

Sean: There's always a day in a boy's life when he sees his dad is not a hero. Like, I still remember seeing my dad with his toenails painted!
Claudia: I thought Eddie did that when he was drunk!
Sean: But the memory still burns!

Brad: I didn't say you cheated on him! I said it ended last summer when my passion just burned you out!

Sean: Eddie! Stop selling our stuff!
Jimmy: Oooh, Dad's getting mad!
Henry: The dress is coming off!

Lily: Keep laughing Jimmy. I'll dig your grave right next to Brad's!

Claudia: You helped out your family in a moment of crisis - whats more manly than that?
Eddie: Not doing it in drag!

Sean: What\\\'s all this?
Eddie: It\\\'s a bunch of my old junk. I\\\'m having a yard sale here tommorow.
Sean: What you can\\\'t have it at your place?
Eddie: Well yard sales make the neighborhood look low class.
Sean: You live next to an adult bookstore!