When Mike & Lisa turned on the lights of Jason & Maggie's bedroom, the first thing you can see is a picture of Maggie holding a baby. That picture will later be used for the theme song.
Carol: (to Ben) Why don't you admit you killed Wendy? Then I'll kill you and we'll both feel a lot better about the whole thing.
Maggie: Where's your brother?
Carol: You mean 'Mr. Testosterone?'
Carol: What are we supposed to do outside?
Maggie: I don't care. Talk to the lawn.
Jason: No, it needs mowing as it is!
Mike: You guys haven't seen Uncle Steve in a while. Why don't you go take a walk by his place?
Jason: Mike, your Uncle Steve lives in Connecticut.
Jason: And he's dead.
Lisa: I was just in the neighborhood, breaking up with my old boyfriend. He was just too immature.
Maggie: Oh? Was he younger than you?
Lisa: No. He was 27.
Mike: What an amazing coincidence! I was just on the phone breaking up with my old girlfriend. She was 43.
Carol: Yeah. In dog years, maybe.
Ben: She's a girl. What'd you want me to do? Let her in?
Jason: I realize she doesn't dress with a lot of...