Growing Pains

Ron: You sure don't look old enough to be Carol's mom. Maggie: You do.

(Maggie's trapped covering a garbage strike) Maggie: What if this isn't the Garbage Czar's house? What if it's the Garbage Duke's?

Carol: Mom, if a guy cannot date a woman who's younger than him, then what is poor George Burns gonna do???

Mike: It must really be over. Four fat ladies just sang. Carol: Shhh! Mike, that was very cruel. Mike: Carol, you're a biscuit away from making it a quintet.

Jason: (addressing audience)I don't think I could possibly do justice to my wife's wonderful speech, so I think I'll just share with you my impression of my wife. Mike: If this is as bad as his Sylvester Stallone impression, these babes are gonna tear him apart.