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Carol: What happened last night?
Sandy: Well, this big tree ran right out in front of me. And I'm gonna be charged with drunk driving.
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Carol: Is there any chance that the phone just might be broken?
Jason: I don't think so. I can call the phone company and check.
Carol: No! Sandy might call and get a busy signal.
Jason: Honey, we have call waiting.
Carol: Well, not if the phone is broken!
Jason: And we won't find out if I don't call!
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Jason: We were having a nice brunch at a nice restaurant and we were all eating. That noise was totally inappropriate.
Ben: Well, in some countries, it's considered the highest compliment.
Mike: Yeah, well, find out where and go there.
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Carol: Do you guys know everything we do?
Maggie: Mike trained us very well.
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Jason: Go ahead, Sandy. Take my daughter anywhere, do anything. Enjoy!
Sandy: Wow, thanks!
Jason: I was kidding.
Sandy: And so was I, sir.
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Carol: Sandy is not my boyfriend.
Maggie: He's not?
Jason: Well, but from the amount of time you've been spending with—
Carol: He has never said that I'm his girlfriend, so I'm not gonna say that if he's my boyfriend first. I mean, if he hears that I think he's my boyfriend, and he doesn't think that I should think that I'm his girlfriend, I'd sound pretty silly, wouldn't I?
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(after making out)
Sandy: Mike was wrong.
Carol: What?
Sandy: At midnight you turn into a sex maniac.
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Carol: You know, I've never been to a college party before.
Sandy: Oh, they're not much different from high school ones—just more people with facial hair.
Carol: Guys.
Sandy: If you're lucky.
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Carol: Well, you don't look so bad.
Sandy: Uh, to tell you the truth, I don't feel so hot. I got so many tubes and wires in me, I get HBO now.
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Carol: Mom, I know I've liked other boys before, but it's never been like this. I mean, I thought it was like this, but now I just see I was being a... a silly teenager.
Maggie: And now you're a...
Carol: Mature teenager.