(Mike's girlfriend's dog has run away)
Mike: What's the matter, Ben? Don't you recognize your old pal, Stuart?
Ben: Mike, Stuart is black.
Ben: This dog is white.
Ben: So, I think that's a noticeable difference.
Mike: Look, Ben. You gotta help me. Stuart ran away.
Ben: Wendy's going to kill you!
Mike: Not if she doesn't find out.
Ben: Mike, even one of your girlfriends has a shot at remembering the color of her own dog.