Growing Pains

Maggie: Michael Aaron Seaver! Don't you dare compound your escape from your punishment for lying by using deception! Mike: I didn't understand a word of that.

Mike: Because you're confused, I have to miss out on the biggest party of the year! Maggie: I thought you said last weekend's party was the biggest party of the year. Mike: What, you keep transcripts of our conversations now?

Carol: So when does the show start? Jason: Carol, a superstar like Frank Sinatra never performs while they're still serving food. Carol: Does it make them hungry or what?

Ed Malone: Will you listen to this: some French actor by the name of why-veys mahn-tanned... Kate Malone: Ooooh, I loved him. Ed Malone: Yeah, well he's running for president of France. Why would anyone be dumb enough to vote for an actor for president? Kate Malone: Reagan was an actor! Ed Malone: Well, yeah, but not a good one.