Growing Pains

Jason: As long as I'm here, Carol, let me remind you that the reason Frank is here this week, and the only reason, is to remodel my office, okay? This is a job that's very important to me, a job that I care about very much. Frank: And Dr. Seaver, isn't it coming along? Jason: Who cares?

Mike: I can't believe it. I'm an actor and they even won't let me play me. Ben: The kid that's playing me is a full-blown weenie. Carol: What about the girl they have playing me? I mean, does she look anything like I did when I was twelve? Mike: It's hard to tell. She was sitting down.

Jason: Look, your mom has a chance to take advantage here of a very terrific professional opportunity, so don't we owe it to her to be supportive? So just shut up until she does this stupid, stinkin' promo!

Maggie: Tell me, Thelma. What do you think of Steve and Dick? Thelma: (looks around warily) I think I work for them.

Maggie: Oh, and I was ready to be miserable so as not to go back on our deal! Jason: Honey, so was I! But isn't being miserable for your partner what marriage is all about? Maggie: Oh, it is for us.