Mr. Jefferson: So, uh, I'm anxious to meet your parents.
Carol: Well, only my dad's gonna be here. My mom, as you know, is a news reporter and she's out of town on a story.
Mr. Jefferson: Oh, I understand. "All the news that's fit to print." (laughs)
Carol: Actually, it's television news.
Mr. Jefferson: Oh, well, if you don't tell anybody, neither will I.